the alligator got too fat

[northcat]

all he wanted was martinis and buckets of fat
and couldn't outrun people
they called it animal abuse
we took liam to jeeper's for his birthday, its like chuckie cheese
he got a samurai sword for his 300+ tickets he won in the arcades
we find out things aboot peanut in another 2.5 weeks, oooOOOOooo
we upgraded MuKao's box to promote less poop on walls and floor
i think she's a monkey in the guise of a cat
only monkeys play with poop.

ahhh. I'm so bad about putting off papers till the last second.
here that goes.
ps. still excited about dying my hair in 5 months