Round 10

[norse_kink]

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[GEN] Always-Girls!Odindottirs and the "epic" adventure

[katsuko]

Women can't become the ruler of Asgard. That's just the way it goes. The firstborn, Trys (or whatever way you wanna girlify Thor's name), is relatively okay with this. She just wants to be a warrior along with her bestie Sif and kick ass.

The adopted second child, Loki, doesn't frankly give a damn either. After all, she's the spare anyways, and if she has a library then rock the fuck onEventually, though, Trys comes of age and gets The Talk. You know, the "you should be thinking about finding a good husband who I might not feel bad about leaving the throne to some day" talk. Which puts a big cramp in her Be a Kick-Ass Warrior Woman RAWR plans

Re: [GEN] Always-Girls!Odindottirs and the "epic" adventure

[semiseverus]

+100000

Re: [GEN] Always-Girls!Odindottirs and the "epic" adventure

[katsuko]

This prompt is the greatest thing ever. *hugs it*

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[yumitadashi]

This is perfect. I want this now.

No matter what, going to root for some Tony/Loki

Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 1a/4

[purplemoon3]

I decided to leave Loki unaware of her adopted status as she doesn't feel as 'outcast' as a magic using female as she would as a magic using male, but she's still blue. Hope OP doesn't mind.The Odindottirs are polar opposites of each other. Theodora, the eldest and the one whom the royal bloodline would run through, was the mirror image of the AllMother Frigga. Assuming Frigga was built like a brick house and had a penchant for dressing in stolen armor and stealing down to the armory to test weapons when no one was looking. Loki, whip-thin and as graceful and deadly as a choking ivy, was said to take after her grandmother on her father's side. Skin white as snow and hair dark as night, with a caliber of magic at her fingertips that had not been seen since before the War, Loki was very much the AllFather's daughter

Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 1b/4

[purplemoon3]

Loki sniffed and reached out, grasping the large casket by the handle and hissing as her entire body began to freeze from the inside out. She felt her eyes tingle as they too adapted to wield the weapon. "I guess I take after grandmother Bestla in more ways than I thought..." Loki muttered under her breath as she turned to face her sister, garnet eyes causing the warrior-maiden to lean back in surprise. Louder, and far more confident than only a few moments ago, Loki offered her sibling a smile that was all teeth. "Well, you've got your hammer. I've got my box. Fair's fair. Now, lets get out of here before-"

"Princesses!"

The sound of several booted feet tramping down the stairs echoed in the formerly empty chamber.

Loki eyed Theodora. Theodora chuckled nervously, small but strong hands wrapped around the handle of Mew-Mew in a white-knuckled grip. Loki coughed and tucked the casket under one arm while weaving one hand through the air in artistic swoops that might have been runes. "We are not the maidens you are

Re: Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 1b/4

[katsuko]

I definitely don't mind Loki being in the dark about her origins, especially since you mentioned Bestla (and, really, it's the logical conclusion that "well, I'm part Jotun, guess I take after Gramma a hell of a lot")!

I can't even begin to tell you how much I'm loving this so far. Theo and Loki are definitely a couple of troublemakers, and I'm still giggling over Mew-Mew and Loki's backfiring Jedi Mind Trick.

Definitely looking forward to more!!

Re: Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 1b/4

[purplemoon3]

Very glad you approve! I'm trying for the humor factor, and silly girls being silly girls, and I've already got Theo's Groom-to-Be picked out and hope it will be a surprise... not revealing till the final chapter... but this next bit it proving more difficult than anticipated. It's the 'Talk' portion of the story.

Re: Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 1b/4

[cancerjanus]

I really enjoyed Loki pulling the Jedi Mind Trcik.

Re: Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 1b/4

[nemi_chan]

Apparently the Casket of Ancient Winters in Loki's hands can give Odin a brain freeze headache from a distance.

Or he's just feeling a great disturbance in the Force.

Now I'm having images of them going on massive dimension hopping adventures throughout the universe, running into their male alternates and such.

In skirts a bit longer than Sif's and perhaps in Loki's case a bit more ruffly (to hide things in.)

I'm...damn. I'm getting images of Gwendolyn's Valkyrie outfit. And of operatic Valkyries. Damn.

Re: Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 1b/4

[purplemoon3]

Disturbance in the Force, totally. And if Theodora asked nicely, to help avoid suitors, Loki would shatter the walls of reality in a heartbeat to keep her sister all to herself.

And the ruffles. Loki's battledress would have ruffles. I may sketch this...

Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 2a/4

[purplemoon3]

This chapter brought to you by the Super Hero Squad because nothing else gets me in the mood to write something light hearted and silly than that. MARVEL, I love you.Theodora grew in strength and renown. Where before her royal passage was likened to a metaphorical storm -her enthusiasm for life and adventure boundless as the wind that tossed about ships at sea- with the great star forged hammer at her shapely hip Theodora became a literal force of nature. Her dancing feet brought the rain. Her battle roars were as thunder, and her smile the sun breaking through clouded sky

Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure 2b/4

[purplemoon3]

Odin's fingers tapped along Gungnir's shaft as he paced before the golden dais. "Theodora. It has come to my attention that you are coming to be of a certain age, an age where most young women such as yourself start... taking... an... interest in rather... adult... pursuits."

"Like splitting open enemy skulls and wrestling sun bears?"

"Yes like splitting- I mean, no! That's not it. And while those are very admirable qualities, Ymir knows I wrestled quite a few bears in my time, I'm talking about, ah, merry sport."

"Ah, you mean axe throwing and caber tossing!"

"If only." Odin groaned, wishing not for the last time that he could wind back the clock and keep Theodora small and adorable forever. But the needs of the kingdom came first, and it was a KINGdom, not a Queendom, no matter how wise, beautiful, or strong Theodora was. "You, my beloved daughter, as much as it pains me to admit, are approaching the time where your loins shall be most fertile. You need be thinking of who you will take as husband, to continue the royal

Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure: Bonus Art Scribble

[purplemoon3]

Loki and Theodora, using the Casket of Ancient Winters as a convenient box to sit upon and keep cool on those long Midgardian Summer Days. Or at least that was the idea. And Loki has Ram horns instead of those long goat/elk/whatevers that canon Loki has. I thought the ram's were cuter and more easily incorporated into a stylish hat.

Re: Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure: Bonus Art Scribble

[nemi_chan]

OMG so adorable! Though I don't much agree with the midriff baring. Ladies are allowed to have practical armor! (also that one pleat on Loki looks a bit...uh, penis-y? Also, so the Sailor Moon vibes. *rushes in to pinch cheeks*)

(daww, lookit those cute little curlyhorns~)

I just...I keep on having this image of Theodora explaining WHY she won't do he royal duty. It comes down to the Penis-Vagina-Baby size comparison, with gestures, and then explaining that men are boring and grunt and bleh, not to mention half of them don't know what to do with a clit.

She much prefers to have "tawdry lesbian sex," (with Sif?) thank you very much.

Re: Fill: Loki and Theodora's Excellent Adventure: Bonus Art Scribble

[purplemoon3]

Ladies can have practical armor! And it is practical! Their opponents will be too busy staring at their chest to aim at anything other than the well armored bits! Also, it is hot, and they are ladies, so unlike Male!Thor Loki and Theodora have several outfits/armor for any occasion.

(I blame the pleat, which I didn't think of that way AT ALL until you commented on it, on evil fabric representation. It's supposed to be silk, and cut REALLY HIGH in front while gradually lengthening until it almost reaches the floor in the back. Where there are ribbons. Sailor Moon vibes..? Why didn't you tell me you were a seer?!)

Theodora thinks men are stupid, except for Mysterious Final Chapter Husband, because they always squirm around her and try to be 'gentlemanly'- this may or may not be due to Odin's eye glaring at them from behind his daughter's back.

I'm unsure of how much Sif will be participating in the story, but she is Theodora's gal-pal.