Round 5
Round 5 is now closed.
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Welcome to norsekink .
Keep up the awesome, folks.
Attention: Spoiler policy is now in place. For more information, go here.
NOTE: We've noticed that some of the prompts being posted have Thor characters only making cameos or not featured at all. We realize that Thor is closely involved in the Avengers, but we're requesting that any ( Read more... )
"So...Loki is a woman who you got pregnant? Am I hearing Thor correctly or am I just trapped in some weird hallucination?" Clint said coming into the kitchen soon after Thor had left. Tony groaned into the table where he was resting his head and flipped him off.
"Loki is a woman. And pregnant. And yes, the kid is mine. Don't talk, don't remind me. I'm trying to wake up from this," Tony said, glaring at the smirk on Clint's face. He had woken up Tony from a weird dream of the very male Loki in a wedding dress where Tony was being held at the Altar by hammer point, in his own imagined Asgard which looked a little like Vegas but held a bunch of sword wielding gods. Pepper had been holding a baby, oddly the only normal looking thing in the picture, who resembled the female Loki they confronted early but was holding a bottle filled with scotch.
"Congrats. When's the wedding?" Clint's voice was mocking, pouring himself scotch. Only a joke, Tony thought, face turning pale. Clint would mock this to his dying day. Tony couldn't blame him, if on the opposite side of the glass, he'd do the same. He'd have rigged his own electronics to play wedding themes whenever Clint came into a room. Or set up a whole nursery in his room. Well had Pepper set up.
"Next week, you can be the minister," he snarked. He sat up abruptly as his alarm system started to sound, and Jarvis' voice echoed throughout the kitchen, "Sir, this is an unidentified female in the living room. She appeared out of nowhere. Shall I call the police?" Clint raised his eyebrows at the announcement and looked disappointed he didn't have his gun. Tony rolled his eyes.
"No Jarvis, it's fine. I'll ummm...go confront her." Tony thought seriously about walking out the back door and never coming back but the god could probably find him anywhere in the cosmos if he...she, really wanted to.
To Tony's surprise she wasn't making a mess of his living room. Nothing looked tampered with, nor destroyed. She was just sitting on his couch, legs crossed like an actual woman. Wearing Loki's clothes and had her new, longer hair tied behind her head. Female Loki looked completely like male Loki, except with the added addition of breasts. And a few softer features. Hidden under the armor, one might never be able to tell the difference. Probably what he had been aiming for.
Wishing for his suit as he nervously eyed all the large, glass windows, he gestured, "You can't just...change back? You're adept at it." His voice was going for menacing and accusing but ended up sounding more tired to his own ears. Loki rolled her eyes, lounging back against the pillows.
"No. My magic is protecting the baby. My male Asgardian form has no womb and as it's the one I am tied to and turn to naturally, it's preventing it. So only women it is. Would you prefer the pretty reporter? You really seemed to like her," Loki replied, voice coy and low, turning seductive. The same voice he'd used to buy Tony a drink at that event, intriguing the man by how forward she was being.
"No. I'd prefer you leave my living room and to forget about this entirely. Why are you hear anyway?"
Loki smirked, "This place is quite large. Nicer then where I'm staying. I'm sure you don't want to be called to any more robbed banks. Got bigger things to deal with, villains with actual agenda's at the moment. I'm here to make a deal."
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