Round 5

Oct 16, 2011 15:08

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Fill: How to tell Loki is Pregnant (Part 2) anonymous November 19 2011, 09:09:24 UTC
Grandchildren? Mother? More? Loki has kids? There were crazy, magic wielding, children of Loki running around Asgard or Midgard or who the hell knows where? The pounding in his head was getting bigger. And ugh, he was actually starting to believe this craziness. This woman as Loki. A pregnant, female Loki.

"I am not going home! Do you not remember what your father did last time? I don't even know where Fenrir is. No, this child will be taken care of, by me! None more are going to be stolen. Do not inform mother."

Thor had a considerable amount of money in his hands, enough to buy a condo in Venice Beach and a summer home in Hawaii probably, which suddenly flew out of his hands into a leather satchel that Loki was holding.

Tony tried to speak past the lump in his throat. Steve was still standing there, getting more and more frustrated at his lack of voice, while Thor was pouting, trying to insist Odin would never take away his child and Loki was getting more and more hysterical, screaming about other children. Pregnancy hormones. The world was doomed.

"So who is the daddy then," was what came out of his throat. Fuck. He hadn't wanted to ask that, and now Loki was looking at him with glaring green eyes. Her lips slowly formed into a smirk as she looked at him and why did that make him feel like running away? Thor was also looking at her, the look on his face both protective and curious and what had that been about crushing genitals? Did he do that to all the fathers of Loki's kids?

Tony tensed up when Loki's black hair faded into a curly red and her face filled out rounded, green eyes kept but freckles added and crap...this was the face of a reporter he'd slept with a couple of months back. Her red lips were smirking at him evilly.

"I expect child support payments Tin Man. I understand that's custom in Midgard and I will not have my child living in some filth in this world because I do not have good credit." Tony felt himself go numb when Loki coyly waved goodbye and disappeared. Shit. What was that? He was lying.

Shit. Left alone with Thor. And Steve. Steve who was gaping at him and Thor was was...not happy. Fuck. Loki wasn't going to be getting any child support because Tony was going to be lucky to make it away from this rubble alive.

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Op's day has been made anonymous November 19 2011, 17:33:10 UTC
OH MY GOD YES

This was exactly what I was looking for. fffffffffff I don't have words to describe how gleeful I was when I found out this had been filled.

You're awesome author!anon. I love Thor helping Loki rob the bank, and Steve having no idea what to make of the situation, and Loki being Loki, and Tony ... just, Tony. Poor man's gonna have to run fast to escape Thor.

Will there be more? This is so wonderful, I hope there's more.

Two thumbs way up on this amazing A++++++++++ fill.

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Re: Op's day has been made (Author Anon) anonymous November 19 2011, 23:48:08 UTC
Author Anon: Not sure yet. I could possibly try to do more, there's another prompt a few pages back I could work into a sequel or continuation of this.

And glad you liked it. I honestly wasn't quite sure about my characterization with them since it was my first time and I've only seen the movies and whatever else I know is from fics and wiki. And Norse myth, LMAO.

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Re: Fill: How to tell Loki is Pregnant (Part 2) anonymous November 19 2011, 22:21:40 UTC
FLY AWAY TONY!!! FLY NOW!! Ha Ha this was great I like the referance to Loki's other kids and that he's robbing banks thats great. :)

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Re: Fill: How to tell Loki is Pregnant (Part 2) theatervine November 20 2011, 04:36:30 UTC
Brilliant.

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Re: Fill: How to tell Loki is Pregnant (Part 2) anonymous February 26 2012, 07:12:30 UTC
*mass of giggles* Oh, this is delicious. Poor Steve getting tongue-tied, first by his own shyness then forcibly, and oh dear Tony what an extraordinary mess you've got yourself into XD Funny and silly and delightful.

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