Round 5
Round 5 is now closed.
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“Also he’s a total manwhore,” chimed in Hel. “By the way, Saint Rogers, Jory? For real? Isn’t he like, the ninety-year-old virgin or something?”
Jormungand steepled his fingers. “Look, I know I’m not usually one for love and forgiveness,” he said, and both his siblings snorted derisively, “but if this is anything like the last few cycles, it’s Asgard’s rejection that kicked this off. Who better to accept Father for who he is and empathize with his inability to live up to the Aesir ideal than Steve Rogers?”
He turned to Hel. “I don’t know what you’ve heard about her, but Agent Romanoff would sooner kill Father or die trying than even consider starting up a relationship. She’s not called the Black Widow for nothing.”
“Okay, valid,” Hel said, holding her hands up defensively. “But have you seen her? She’s smokin’! I would hit that!”
“If I recall correctly,” said Fenrir, with a look of mild disapproval, “you also propositioned our uncle at one point.”
Jormungand stared at Hel in horror, his face ashen, before turning to Fenrir.
“Thank you,” he said calmly, “for leaving that out of the official report.”
Hel scoffed. “What, it’s not like we’re actually related or anything.” She slammed her hands down on the table in a sudden fit of enthusiasm. “You know what? I bet I can find an actual match for Dad faster than either of you can hook him up with your oh so perfect choices.”
Fenrir’s mouth quirked up in the slightest of smiles, his well-hidden competitive streak piqued. “Deal,” he said.
Jormungand ignored the sudden feeling of dread in his stomach and nodded. Agreeing was the best way to make sure his siblings’ competition didn’t get out of hand, and in any case he’d never be able to call himself a child of Loki if he turned down a challenge. “You’re on.”
Hel grinned. “Awesome. Let the best zombie…dog…snake-thing win.”
The Serpent, the Star-Devourer and the Queen of Hel shook hands and said their goodbyes.
SHIELD director Nick Fury, Agent Phil Coulson and a supernaturally inconspicuous Darcy Lewis exited the meeting room and parted ways for the evening.
Miles away and busy with his own schemes, a certain God of Mischief would soon have no idea what had hit him.
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I really like the way they interact, sort of childish despite their actual age, just like true siblings. Ha~. And how they managed to reach the conclusion is also so amusing, I just can't wait to see how they'll go at it in the shipping wars. (Also the title is made of WIN, you know.)
I can't wait for more of your great writing. <3333
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Aaaaah, I am SO glad you're enjoying it, I was hoping I could do this prompt some kind of justice. Because wacky family intervention prompts are the best, and made doubly so by norsekink's epic fanon.
Um, one small, or perhaps not so small thing, though--I've been trying to work out where I'm going with this and boy howdy there WILL be shipping and shipping wars but Loki seems so ultimately displeased with the whole thing that as of right now he is probably not going to end up with anyone by the end. Besides his crazy family. So, basically, which comes first, the wacky shenanigans or the shipping? There is definitely still time to change it if you'd like an end ship!
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Wacky family indeed is the best. Haha, I can't wait for the next installments! :D
Well, if there is a need to choose, then I suppose shipping wars come first for the greater good that is the entertainment of us all. I guess what I'd really like is for Loki to reach something resembling happy, if nothing else, then because of crazy family love. So as long as there is merriment all around, I guess I'm good. Any way you write it Anon is going to be awesome, I'm sure of it! :D <333
*But if you could, no Loki/Someone other than Tony please as an end ship, if there is. Thank you, and sorry for being a selfish prompter. orz I will go down with this ship.
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Happy Loki was never not an option! And there will be much merriment, mostly of the family variety.
*Tony gets the most action! Considering ideas bounce around in my head and mutate constantly before I write them down there's still a chance they'll hook up but I think my own shippiness might be getting in the way a bit...
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I am glad to hear it, and am anxiously awaiting your wonderful updates, dearest Anon~! <333
*Haha, good to know I'm not the only one who writes like that. :'D Go Tony Go. May I inquire the name of this particular vessel of fandom?
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Aughhh, I'm working on this, I swear, but for some reason Steve always gives me the most trouble with writing. :'(
Fortunately once he is done Tony vs Coulson is never not fun to write and Darcy owns my soul forever, so hopefully it shouldn't take too much longer. Sorry~!
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Now I see Coulson with his poker face being all: I am sorry Steven, but you must die now. I need to win this war and get my Daddy laid.
Capt.A: W-what? *too cute to kill*
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Aah, Coulson, why do you eat Tony's arc reactors, he was totally going to use those and you just took them, oh my god
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I love this! Darcy made me giggle embarrassingly loud.
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