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Loki, Hela, Toddlers and Tiaras Fill (1/2)

[anonymous]

AN: Haven't watched Toddlers and Tiaras but was feeling fabulous.

It was an Alexander McQueen, a gorgeously embroidered dress cascading with real flowers and tiny ceramic butterflies coupled with heels entirely made of silk ribbons. Hel had screamed, clutched it in her tiny hands and had proceeded to run up and down Loki’s penthouse like a little Tasmanian devil.

Jörmungandr and Fenrir had made faces from their game, Prince of Persia.

Loki smiled from behind the coffeemaker. He’d snagged a piece for himself as well. A svelte silk suit, midnight black with a sheen of scarlet as vermillion butterflies crowded on the front of the tailcoat that opened obscenely low on Loki’s chest. It included a ribboned top hat and these gorgeous belted Victorian boots with enough straps to give Doom an orgam just looking at them.

Loki had even got a nipple piercing to show off the suit. They had a private personal fashion show, him and Hel so he’d catwalked in front of Hel and the suit kept sliding past his nipple, the gleam of metal winking like a saucy celebrity high on club drugs. Hel had giggled and offered a Tiffany chain to attach to the ring. Loki had clipped it on and slipped the end of it into the coatpockets.

Then he’d given Hel to the very best ballet teachers he could kidnap and brainwash. Hel had demanded more so Loki had kidnapped several political leaders to threaten them into teaching Hel about politics and sociology and the economy because a Tiara goddess needed this stuff like air. Loki also prepared a beauty and health regime for his baby doll and extra down time because all this stressing out was just not on.

Jörmungandr and Fenrir might have been jealous but they had their own projects spearheaded by Loki as well. Which was to become ninjas which was why the penthouse had several katana embedded on the wall and why they also now had a dojo in one of their endless free rooms on the top floor. Which also explained why there was a very brainwashed and very obliging Japanese mixed martial arts teacher hanging about.

Loki may or may not spoil his children terribly.

Anyway, it wasn’t as if Loki ran out of money. Stark had lots lying around and so did Doom and the many banks around the area.

Doom may or may not have tried to visit to ask embarrassing questions like where were his credit cards or when Loki was free for a Saturday dinner. Loki had flipped his well-manicured fingers at him through the intercom and had replied he was ovulating then had shut down the communication vid on a confused Doom.

And while Loki and Hel were willing to work to be the best, it didn’t mean they also weren’t willing to (ahem) slightly influence the judges. Judge Fatty was gay and would be busy gaping at Loki’s pierced nipple. Judge Milf was a softy romantic and Hel had a sob story about a bastard father who’d left them and how Loki, their poor broken-hearted mother was forced to work his ass off in raising three highly intelligent children who were bullied consistently at school for having a single gay father. Judge ex-Model was a second-place writer with ambitions to spread literature through children and Loki had grilled Hel on their favorite greek mythologies.

Because, as a rule, the Loki family loathed norse mythology.

Re: Loki, Hela, Toddlers and Tiaras Fill (1/2)

[anonymous]

ROFL this is adroable; Loki is such an awesome dad.

"Which was to become ninjas"
^ Every kids dream there lol