Round 4
Round 4 is now closed.
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Welcome to norsekink .
Keep up the awesome, folks.
Attention: Spoiler policy is now in place. For more information, go here.
NOTE: We've noticed that some of the prompts being posted have Thor characters only making cameos or not featured at all. We realize that Thor is closely involved in the Avengers, but we're requesting that any ( Read more... )
As soon as she reads the names on the subject like she's aware of just how doomed she is. Loki's going to fill this shit, and laugh at her for the rest of her life. Unless she fills it first? No, he'd still laugh at her, and then she would die of embarrassment.
Loki/Darcy, she reads, Kinkmeme made them do it.
Wait, what? She opens the thread in a new tab to read the whole thing. The prompt is asking for a Darcy who is active on the kink meme (Darcy has a guilty shiver -- it was all cool before, but is she really allowed to still be doing this when she's canon? Except, yes, she totally is, and wouldn't care if she wasn't.) -- then one day she meets up with Loki who is totally into the meme as well. Then epic WTF and hot metatextual sex ensues.
There are a couple of replies, the kind you expect when someone prompts crack - anonymous, seconded like burning, another anonymous offering kingdoms in exchange for a fill, and one comment from someone who was logged in - Darcy usually likes their prompts, and their fills are mostly nice to her, but they '+1'-ed the prompt, and so Darcy has to plot revenge.
She stares. Hits 'reply', Loki? Did you prompt this? and submits before thinking that maybe that wasn't the thing to post in public. Ah, well, at least she was signed out when she posted it. Still anon.
There are a couple of replies already, the kind you expect when someone prompts crack - anonymous, seconded like burning, another anonymous offering kingdoms in exchange for a fill, and one comment from someone who was logged in - Darcy usually likes their prompts, and their fills are mostly nice to her, but they '+1'-ed the prompt, and so Darcy has to plot revenge.
The rest of the day is one long distraction. Why can't people realise that their problems are just taking away from her internet time? Jane scolds her for being a space case, and Darcy 'forgets' to bring her coffee.
When she gets back to that thread, there is an anonymous reply to her comment, No I didn't, Darcy! XD
Underneath that is a comment from logged-in Loki, posted in the last ten minutes. The anon above is just pretending to be me, but I didn't post it either - did you?
Darcy checks that she's still logged out, and checks again. Hell no, she types, that's why I asked! I couldn't even handle this level of meta, my head is spinning! She checks again that this isn't going to post with her name attached, and hits submit. In, like, the exact same second she realises she should have just sent a private message.
In five minutes, Loki has posted back, just as public as all the rest, Fine then. Just for you and your delicate sensibilities, Lewis... I'm filling the Hel out of this. And I will make you enjoy it.
And in the thirty minutes after that, the thread explodes with anon replies, all OH shit! and Wait, what? and one that just says, Well... this is awkward.
Darcy, giggling in horror, has to agree.
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I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or scared.
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Don't worry - Darcy is terrible at non-coffee-based revenge. She usually forgets why she's angry.
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Loving this story. So happy you're posting more. :D
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I actually have at least one more level of meta planned for this, if I can squeeze it in there...
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Awesome! Can't wait.
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BTW, there's some copy/paste fail in this section:
There are a couple of replies already, the kind you expect when someone prompts crack - anonymous, seconded like burning, another anonymous offering kingdoms in exchange for a fill, and one comment from someone who was logged in - Darcy usually likes their prompts, and their fills are mostly nice to her, but they '+1'-ed the prompt, and so Darcy has to plot revenge.
It's in there twice and it threw me a bit!
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Thanks for the catch - I'll have to fix that if I post this on Ao3.
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(Seriously, captcha, what are you doing to me? I don't even know what alphabet you're using!)
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ETA: the whole mad thing will end up at taraljc when it's finished. And you're welcome to check out the madness (including rough snippets of dialogue which amuse me as I go) as I write.
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I have had a quick stalk of your journal and now love you forever. I think you have nailed how Thor would use a toaster, by the way XD
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