Round 4

[norse_kink]

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Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (9/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

So, Loki steals a building. Darcy assumes he has his reasons, but she was keeping stuff in that building. She had a locker in there, and a computer assigned to her, and there was still a sandwich in the fridge that she was totally going to eat. It had only been there two days.

But she doesn't bother emailing Loki about the sandwich. He'd only eat it, then send her a beautifully worded and evil review of her sandwich making skills. Besides, it was the loss of her locker that annoyed her most. It cost me money, she sends, and it took me forever to pick that one out. Seriously, dude, just give it back and I won't have to prompt Loki/waffle iron again!

Loki has his laughing icon back. Why do you even want it? Lewis, I have literally never seen you wear a dress.

I could wear dresses if I wanted to. Darcy hopes this doesn't sound as sulky in the email as it did in her head. This one's for Tony Stark's stupid formal whatever at the end of the month. Come on, just look! It's in locker room B, number eighteen. I'd offer you my key if I thought you needed it.

It is less than five minutes before Loki sends back, A boho-style number in swallow-print fabric? Yes, I think I saw it, and that means that he's had the dress in his hands the whole time he's been making her beg. Darcy hates him a little bit.

How weird is it that she only hates the supervillain god of chaos a little bit?

The next morning, though, instead of a package in the mail, Darcy receives another message from Loki. Three, actually, in a row, with no text -- just links to images hosted on darcy-lewis-what-are-you-doing.tumblr.com.

Image one - Loki, holding up the dress by its shoulders.

Image two - Close in to Loki's face as he holds a lighter up to the hem of the dress.

Image three - A half toasted marshmallow on a stick, lit from below by flames.

And Darcy isn't surprised, not even a little. Actually, she isn't even all that mad -- she's just in danger of straining something by rolling her eyes this hard. She did give him permission, after all. She sends a message back, though, out of principle, Asshole

Loki's laughing icon is mocking her. I had to get Victor to take those pictures for me. He wasn't amused. DOOM IS NOT A PHOTOGRAPHER! You know, some day he's going to realise that Doom is whatever I tell him to be. Hopefully then things will be easier between us.

Darcy snickers as she sends back, ...and then they got married and had beautiful children.

Loki doesn't dignify that with a response, and Darcy resigns herself to borrowing a dress from Miss Potts again. They never fit.

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (9/?)

[cattibrie393]

Good minion, take my pictures for me now. :)