Don't cross Loki on Valentine's day - Fury/Any
anonymous
October 18 2015, 17:02:58 UTC
Loki is in hearing range when Fury mocks his magic. Unfortunately for him, the day in question is Valentine's day - it gives Loki inspiration.
Loki casts a spell on Fury to make him ACT like he is in love with the first person he meets.
Doesn't sound too bad, right? Thing is, Fury in love is a very scary creature indeed - we're talking flowers, sappy expressions, random serenading, bad poetry. It's all terribly embarrassing for everyone involved and who is unfortunate enough to witness it. Worse, Fury has no control whatsoever - he knows he's not in love but his body works totally independently of his brain. (though it is exactly how he would react, if he was in love)
The 'love interest' is also horrified but Fury can't tell them what the heck is going on,
Cue major relief all round when the spell ends.
For comedic purposes, Steve might be the best for this one because he's bound to be deeply uncomfortable with it all. Then again, Coulson with his feathers severely ruffled could be fun. Thor's probably a little too used to people falling at his feet to care... Honestly, I don't care who you choose, Anon. I just want lots of cracky craic please and thank you.
Loki casts a spell on Fury to make him ACT like he is in love with the first person he meets.
Doesn't sound too bad, right? Thing is, Fury in love is a very scary creature indeed - we're talking flowers, sappy expressions, random serenading, bad poetry. It's all terribly embarrassing for everyone involved and who is unfortunate enough to witness it. Worse, Fury has no control whatsoever - he knows he's not in love but his body works totally independently of his brain. (though it is exactly how he would react, if he was in love)
The 'love interest' is also horrified but Fury can't tell them what the heck is going on,
Cue major relief all round when the spell ends.
For comedic purposes, Steve might be the best for this one because he's bound to be deeply uncomfortable with it all. Then again, Coulson with his feathers severely ruffled could be fun. Thor's probably a little too used to people falling at his feet to care... Honestly, I don't care who you choose, Anon. I just want lots of cracky craic please and thank you.
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