Prompt Post No. 1
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Warm and wet and tight and Tony is absolutely starting to come around to this shapeshifting thing.
"Damn you Stark is that all you've got."
Tony rucks up the icy blue lace and silk number to get a better grip on Loki's thigh, fucking into the body beneath him harder as Loki grunts out curses and insults. Loki doesn't even bother to change his voice when it's just the two of them like this and the smooth masculine tones coming out of the petite female form is kind of a turn on.
"That's it. Fuck, Stark."
Loki has taken to human cussing remarkably well.
"Next time, Princess," Tony laughs out.
Loki moans and tightens his legs around Tony's waist and yeah, he could get used to this.
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Pepper does not get paid remotely enough to deal with this.
"Steve. Thor. Tony and Loki are fine, I'm sure. They've just stepped out to discuss some personal matters."
"What such matters could they have to speak of." "If they've left the building it could be a security risk."
She could be dancing with Happy right now. Or possibly sorting out that telecommunications contract. Instead, she's babysitting two heroes with more good intentions than good sense while Tony and his "oh hi this is Loki he's a shapeshifter he'll be my date tonight" friend disappear for a quickie.
"Thor, I'm sure if I needed to know Mr. Stark would tell me what he was working on. And Steve, Tony keeps a room rented in this hotel for nights he has events here. I'm sure he hasn't left the premises."
They wander off, not satisfied, and Pepper is tempted to give them the room number just so it becomes Tony's problem and not hers. Except that Tony's problems are hers.
Still, it's better than somebody trying to steal corporate secrets or kill him.
Probably.
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"oh hi this is Loki he's a shapeshifter he'll be my date tonight"
You want to kill me with your awesomness, admit it!! XD
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please more
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Ok, it isn't as if Tony means to. With Loki it's harder to tell.
But both heroes are getting suspicious, and despite the clues still aren't likely to put two and two together to get four. And no one has ever denied Tony has a terrible sense of humor. And Loki is, well, Loki. The title sort of gives it away.
"Really, oh, subtle there."
Loki grins into Tony's neck, teeth just at the spot mostly-but-not-always covered by Tony's shirt, and twists his hand harder in Tony's hair.
"Are you complaining."
"Nope. Just gotta remember not to turn my head during the meeting."
"Then let us hope your Captain does not call on you to speak. You always preen for him like a…"
Tony cuts Loki off with a hand over his mouth. Loki freezes and their eyes lock for a moment. Footsteps pass by the alcove they're tucked into.
Then whoever it is goes by and they're back on each other, biting and kissing and groping.
"You're one to talk. Panting after your brother. What would Thor say."
"He is not actually my brother. And tell me, what does your man out of time think of men who lie with other men?"
They're getting too worked up, mostly good natured sniping growing bitter, passion edging towards violence, when Tony's communicator goes off. They break apart, a few guilty feet between them despite no one else being there.
"Meeting."
"Of course."
If they walk side by side down the hallway it's only because they can't look each other in the eye. And if it's not good, exactly, it's still better than nothing.
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*is so excited*
*is tracking this so HARD*
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***
Even after working with the avengers for almost a year Agent Coulson's expressions are hard to discern. There isn't much difference between the usual very-serious-professional and actually-a-crisis looks. But when he walks into the rec room late on Friday night the team is immediately on alert.
Steve is the first one up, dropping his sketchbook and switching to team leader.
"What's the problem?"
When Thor comes to loom behind Steve, Coulson looks genuinely hesitant to tell.
"We have a hostage situation at a five star restaurant. A group of meta-humans, most likely mutants, is attempting to stage a robbery. It looks like it could get ugly."
Steve is nodding along, already planning entrance strategies.
"There's another thing. Tony and Loki are among the hostages, and due to the delicate nature of the situation it's unlikely that Loki will be able to use his abilities without damaging his cover significantly."
Thor looks ready to charge off and handle the situation himself, but Steve stops him with a hand on his arm, frowning.
"Tony doesn't have his armor?"
Clint snorts indelicately.
"Probably too distracted by Loki's talents to remember the armor.
Natasha steps between Clint and the others before anyone can do something stupid. Steve and Thor are already talking over each other.
"Tony isn't careless about his armor for anyone, no matter how distracting they are." "Tony should not have asked Loki to assume a form he could not defend himself in."
Clint, Natasha and Agent Coulson become invisible as Steve and Thor turn to glare at each other.
"It is not Loki who is responsible for Tony's weaponry." "Loki is old enough to decide what he wants to leave the house looking like."
"Tony is the one who led my brother into a dangerous situation." "Half the time we get attacked it's enemies of Loki's."
The discussion is getting louder and less related to the immediate situation.
"If anyone is being manipulated it's Tony!" "You dare accuse Loki of treating Tony poorly!"
"GENTLEMAN."
Ignoring the Black Widow is never a good idea and both Steve and Thor draw their attention back to the matter at hand.
"You two can argue about this after we rescue Tony, Loki and all the other hostages."
Thor grips his hammer as his armor flows over his clothing.
"Verily. We shall rescue are comrades and then we shall see what is at the heart of this."
Steve's frown morphs into a calm game face.
"Fine. Assemble in the Quinjet in ten minutes, Coulson will brief us in the air."
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This is MADE OF WIN. SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT, AND SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE.
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"Who are these fools. They seek to rouse the anger of the Avengers and they do not even have a plan."
Tony takes a moment to contemplate the fact that all of Loki's forms have really impressive sneers. Probably that's on purpose. Also, Loki is right, the thugs really don't seem to know what they are doing.
"Tell me about it. Ok, you can't break cover, I don't have my armor, the cops have to know about this already so it won't be long before the rest of the team shows up."
"Shall we wait here until they arrive?"
Tony and Loki share a look of perfect understanding.
"I'm thinking no."
Half an hour later, with the help of two waiters, an order of bananas foster, three bottles of champagne, a bottle of rum and the smoking habits of one state senator, Loki and Tony have successfully subdued the robbers and are eating leftover appetizers on the balcony as the police dealt with the witnesses.
"I think we should break up."
Loki raises an eyebrow at Tony and passes over the half empty bottle of rum.
"I was not aware we were engaged in anything which might lead to breaking-up."
Tony shrugs, expression serious, and Loki scoots closer to him, their shoulders bumping.
"Well you know. This whatever. I think our sex life is getting in the way of our relationship."
Loki nods philosophically.
"I take your meaning. A friend is often more valuable than a lover. Though I will miss the sex."
"Me too."
Loki steals back the bottle of rum and Tony made to grab for it. They were still tussling over the liquor when the other avengers dropped out of the hovering jet.
"LOKI! Are thee well, my brother?" "Tony, is everything ok."
"No problem guys we have things handled here."
"You are late, brother, those fools were easily dispatched."
Tony and Loki grin at each other, causing Steve and Thor to glare.
"Excellent. Tony, Loki, Natasha, Clint and I will stay to handle the cleanup. Steve and Thor will return with you two in the Quinjet."
The three head off quickly, leaving the four men alone on the balcony, Steve and Thor still occupied glaring at each other.
Tony elbows Loki, nodding towards the two blondes.
"Uh, guys? Is there anything we need to talk about? Because you two kind of look like you want to kill each other."
They turn as one towards Loki and Tony. Thor frowns and Steve's mouth is set in a grim line.
"Yes Tony, I really think there is."
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