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[norolinde]

Um. Let's see the current chain of events that are making Noro want to cry and off herself in the nearest river (because a year later, I *still* can't swim!)

- I gave birth. Twice, really, since it was two babies. It hurt.

- I kind of also think I broke Ru's hand, and I didn't mean it even though he was yelling some really mean things at me. Like

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[quorin]

tackle

[norolinde]

O.O TWINSTWINSTWINS I'm holding babies!

::twists herself so she falls on her side and the babies are okay::

Ooph. Oh. Ow. Owowowowow don't do that again. ;_;

[quorin]

I'm onto you! What were you going to do to hurt yourself now! A cliff? Wargs? MUSHROOMS!?

[norolinde]

No, Quorin, you're *on* me. There's a difference.

I haven't done mushrooms in a year!

At least I didn't pick pointy sticks. Although I think I fell on one ow. >.

[quorin]

mmph. gets off.

[norolinde]

Gee, the sky looks so nice from down here. I'm just gonna lie down for a while, okay? :D :D :D

[quorin]

sits and glares

[norolinde]

. . . I haveta pee. Hold the babies for me for a minute?

[quorin]

kay.

[norolinde]

::sits up slowly, hands the babies to him, and drops a kiss on each of their foreheads before heading off in the direction of running water::

If I'm not back in ten minutes . . . well, they gave me a lot of fluids, okay? Bye, Mommy loves you all!

::dashes. kind of::

[quorin]

Well.

Either she's actually doing as she said or she's gone off to drown herself, I don't care. We're going to find your father and if she DID try and kill herself all I'd be able to do is point and laugh.

adjusts his grip on the twins and heads off in the opposite direction

[norolinde]

::returns to the area a few minutes later and looks around::

o.o

Quorin? QUORIN WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!

. . . dammit. ::heads off in a random direction, running slowly::

[_perrin_]

*eyes him*

You are my new favorite brother.

[_ulalume_]

He's your only brother, you idiot.
*sighs*
Great. Where now?

[_perrin_]

Well. I like him better than you. So There. *beat* Ok, not really, but...damn, you're mean.

No idea.

[_ulalume_]

*thinks*
what exactly is your point? OMIGOSH! Perrin, you cursed! I'm so proud!