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[norolinde]

Gee, hormones suck.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE. ::slams the door to her room and locks it::

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[gorlim]

*blink*

Um?

*knocks*

Norolinde?

[norolinde]

::muffled:: I'm having a hormonal episode WHAT IS IT?!?

[gorlim]

Um.

I dunno what that is but...

Are you all right, my lady?

[norolinde]

YES!!!! Go have fun, Gorlim. I'll be looking for alcohol.

[gorlim]

You know, there's some really spectacular cheap wine in the basem--

waitaminute.

Isn't alcohol bad for babies?

[norolinde]

There's two of them. Two of them to soak it up, half as bad.

And you can get that look off your face. No, I can't see you through the door, so you can get *that* look off your face as well.

[gorlim]

What if I do the puppy eyes at you? Will you at least open the door? Please?

[norolinde]

What, you mean doors don't magically open for you? I mean, maybe you were off impregnating Vi or something! Doors certainly didn't seem to stop you back then!!

[gorlim]

Impregnating...

WHAT??

I haven't so much as TOUCHED Vidumavi. Well, not by my own will.

She dragged me out of the basement once. I was drunk at the time. I swear, my lady, I have nothing to do with her baby...

[norolinde]

Right. And that's why I got pregnant on the first try. You'd had practice! You knew your seed was good!!

The sound of something being thrown to the floor is heard.

I don't believe you, you know. And I'll only let you in if I can have alcohol and something blunt to smack you over the head with.

[gorlim]

But... I promiose I didn't do anything with her!!!!

Please let me in, Norolinde? I swear I never touched her. *bangs on the door*

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[norolinde]

Where have you been? Rutting with someone else while I sit here and get fat?!?

::opens the door a crack and peers out:: Go away.

[gorlim]

*puppy eyes* But I miss you...

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[norolinde]

. . . Dammit.

::pulls the door open wider and stalks off further into the room:: Well, come in if you're going to come in.

[gorlim]

*slips in and pouts at her* What's wrong, my lady? How can I help??

[norolinde]

::stands there with her arms crossed, glaring at him:: I don't know, Gorlim. I mean, what am I supposed to think when I find out one of my very best friends in the whole world is pregnant, and it's not by her husband, and she'd been in contact with you!?! And *you* didn't even have the grace to *tell* *me* about it. I had to hear it from *her*.

::taps a foot impatiently:: I mean, we're not the average couple, you and I, but we need to *communicate*.