Would you.. [x] go out with me? [x] give me your number? [x] kiss me? [x] let me kiss you? [x] watch a movie with me? [x] let me take you out to dinner? [x] let me drive you somewhere (It all depends on how well you drive >:| ) [x] take a shower with me? [x] be my bf/gf? (HMM I WONDER) [_] have a fling with me? [x] let me buy you a drink? [x] take me home for the night? [x] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [x] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [x] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? (I already posted this) [_] give me a piggyback ride? (I'M WEAK) [x] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [x] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? (More like make an amateur attempt at totally seducing you. And prolly failing and we'd end up going for ice cream instead, mmmm.) [_] lick my cheek? (Is it clean?) [x] listen to Billy Idol with me? [x] dance with me? [x] let me make you breakfast? [x] tap me in the Butt? (Buttsex with my INVISIBLE PENIS) [x] help me with homework? (Ensuring you FAIL!) [x] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? (Nooooo) [x] stick up for me if I was being put down? [x] caress my body? [x] play strip poker with me? [x] say yes if I asked you out? [_] let me wear your pants? (You'd remind me of my Mom. And I'd go D: for the rest of my life.) [_] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined? [_] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined? (I know you raid my panty drawer while I'm not looking anyway! ALL THE WAY FROM ACROSS THE BORDER.) [x] get wasted with me? [x] instant message me? [x] greet me in public? [x] hang out with me? [x] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [x] think I'm cute? [x] think I'm hot? [x] want to kiss me? [x] want to cuddle wit me? [x] want to hook up with me? ARE WE... [_] aquintences? [_] friends? [x] in a relationship? [x] gonna have kids? (LOTS OF WIDDLE GOATS. THE FAINTING KIND.) AM I... [x] smart? [x] cute? [x] funny? [_] cool? (No, you're a LOSER. :< ) [x] loveable? [x] adorable? [_] compassionate? (ttly hrtlss) [_] annoying? [x] great to be with? [x] attractive? [x] mean? (Like I said, totally heartless!) [x] odd? HAVE Y0U EVER... [x] thought about me? [x] thought there might be an "us"? [x] thought about hookin up with me? [x] found yourself wanting a kiss from me? [x] wished i were there? [_] grabbed me? [x] had a crush on me? [_] idolized me? (I only idolize myself. *EGO*) [x] wanted my number? [x] had a dream about me? [x] been distracted by me? ARE Y0U... [x] done with this survey? [x] happy you know me? [_] mad at me? [x] thinkin bout me? [_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor? (WTF AGAIN?!)
Don't do it. :x
Would you..
[x] go out with me?
[x] give me your number?
[x] kiss me?
[x] let me kiss you?
[x] watch a movie with me?
[x] let me take you out to dinner?
[x] let me drive you somewhere (It all depends on how well you drive >:| )
[x] take a shower with me?
[x] be my bf/gf? (HMM I WONDER)
[_] have a fling with me?
[x] let me buy you a drink?
[x] take me home for the night?
[x] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[x] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[x] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? (I already posted this)
[_] give me a piggyback ride? (I'M WEAK)
[x] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[x] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? (More like make an amateur attempt at totally seducing you. And prolly failing and we'd end up going for ice cream instead, mmmm.)
[_] lick my cheek? (Is it clean?)
[x] listen to Billy Idol with me?
[x] dance with me?
[x] let me make you breakfast?
[x] tap me in the Butt? (Buttsex with my INVISIBLE PENIS)
[x] help me with homework? (Ensuring you FAIL!)
[x] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you? (Nooooo)
[x] stick up for me if I was being put down?
[x] caress my body?
[x] play strip poker with me?
[x] say yes if I asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants? (You'd remind me of my Mom. And I'd go D: for the rest of my life.)
[_] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?
[_] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined? (I know you raid my panty drawer while I'm not looking anyway! ALL THE WAY FROM ACROSS THE BORDER.)
[x] get wasted with me?
[x] instant message me?
[x] greet me in public?
[x] hang out with me?
[x] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[x] think I'm cute?
[x] think I'm hot?
[x] want to kiss me?
[x] want to cuddle wit me?
[x] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[x] in a relationship?
[x] gonna have kids? (LOTS OF WIDDLE GOATS. THE FAINTING KIND.)
AM I...
[x] smart?
[x] cute?
[x] funny?
[_] cool? (No, you're a LOSER. :< )
[x] loveable?
[x] adorable?
[_] compassionate? (ttly hrtlss)
[_] annoying?
[x] great to be with?
[x] attractive?
[x] mean? (Like I said, totally heartless!)
[x] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[x] thought about me?
[x] thought there might be an "us"?
[x] thought about hookin up with me?
[x] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[x] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[x] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me? (I only idolize myself. *EGO*)
[x] wanted my number?
[x] had a dream about me?
[x] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[x] done with this survey?
[x] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[x] thinkin bout me?
[_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor? (WTF AGAIN?!)
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I DRIVE FINE
I'M EIGHTY-FIVE POUNDS, A TODDLER COULD GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE
my cheek is always clean. i'm going to invent a cheek-cleaner.
I always used to switch pants and stuff with friends after PE, though. >:
I WANT A FAINTING GOAT, SHIT.
Yeah, I wouldn't care if you died. :|
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