HOCRAP, PARANOIA!
I was just in the kitchen getting myself some cheese to eat EXTRA SHARP CHEDDAR FTW! and out of the corner of my eye, I notice something on the floor.
so the ENTIRE TIME I'm in the room, for some reason that god only knows, I have this feeling of apprehension and my ankle has this itching sensation like it expects the thing to FUCKING LUNGE AT ME AND BITE MY ANKLE.
after a minute of feeling like my foot was going to be bitten off, I finally decide to look down at what my brain is convinced is a danger to me, and see it's a fucking bag.
MY BRAIN THOUGHT A FUCKING BAG WAS GOING TO BITE OFF MY ANKLE. WTF?
so the ENTIRE TIME I'm in the room, for some reason that god only knows, I have this feeling of apprehension and my ankle has this itching sensation like it expects the thing to FUCKING LUNGE AT ME AND BITE MY ANKLE.
after a minute of feeling like my foot was going to be bitten off, I finally decide to look down at what my brain is convinced is a danger to me, and see it's a fucking bag.
MY BRAIN THOUGHT A FUCKING BAG WAS GOING TO BITE OFF MY ANKLE. WTF?