"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggie, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hellbeast ate them."
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Garth Marenghi, titan of terror