Revelations and Connections

[normandy6644]

Scene: Standing around a fire after finishing our day land navigation course.

Major Miller: I'll tell you guys something. Bin Ladin is dead. He was probably in a cave somewhere and when the bombs fell they killed him and everyone else in his cave and closed it up so that no one could ever really find him.
{everyone is silent for a moment}
Me:

Comments

[da_limey]

Don't be stupid. Bin Laden got shot in the heart and chest by Lt. Muldoon.

[normandy6644]

I suggested this as well, but no one else knew what I was talking about. Now I'm afraid I have to cut off your balls.

[da_limey]

Good luck. I never miss.