Link to some important news
http://winkprogress.com/teapartycat/3691/breaking-congress-to-vote-on-strike-in-syria-within-the-hour/
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid motioned that there “be a clean vote, with no amendments for pet projects in our districts, no horse trading,” which passed on a 99-0 voice vote.
Sen. Ted Cruz, an outspoken critic of the President on many issues, told reporters before entering the Senate chamber that “There wil be no ridiculous, unrelated demands. This is about one thing- Syria- so I will forgo bringing up Obamacare, the debt ceiling, food stamps, tax cuts, the Sequester™, and I expect my fellow Senators to follow suit.”
(please note : this is satire...all of the legislative branch is still on vacation til Sept. 9)
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid motioned that there “be a clean vote, with no amendments for pet projects in our districts, no horse trading,” which passed on a 99-0 voice vote.
Sen. Ted Cruz, an outspoken critic of the President on many issues, told reporters before entering the Senate chamber that “There wil be no ridiculous, unrelated demands. This is about one thing- Syria- so I will forgo bringing up Obamacare, the debt ceiling, food stamps, tax cuts, the Sequester™, and I expect my fellow Senators to follow suit.”
(please note : this is satire...all of the legislative branch is still on vacation til Sept. 9)