for the record.

[normalskeptic]

First things first, I didn't know anything about the fruits being outlawed, and I'd appreciate it if I wasn't blamed for it. Also, I'm a firm believer in the fact that if you have a bounty, you've probably done something yourself to deserve it and you shouldn't place the blame on others

Comments

[teatime_bitch]

I find tea helps warm you up in cold weather.

[normalskeptic]

That sounds like a fantastic idea. Unfortunately, no one on the ship is sufficient enough at making tea.

[teatime_bitch]

I'd show you myself but seeing as I'm stuck here with a nancy who can't even take care of a bloody fly, well...

[normalskeptic]

I think at this point, I'd be willing to actually commit an act of piracy if it'll allow me to drink Asahina-san's tea again.

[teatime_bitch]

You may as well, lad. Who's Asahina?

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[normalskeptic]

Only the most beautiful, sweetest, most elegant girl to ever step foot into North High! If only you could've seen her for yourself, you'd fall in love at first sight.

[normalskeptic]

...a friend from school. She was in the SOS Brigade with Haruhi and I.

[teatime_bitch]

I see. She must be smart to have managed to avoid this place.

[normalskeptic]

I think so too. Better us than her.

[teatime_bitch]

That's rather chivalrous of you.

[normalskeptic]

I did offer to save her from Haruhi if things got bad. This is technically a way for me to do that.

[teatime_bitch]

And what would you qualify as bad?

[normalskeptic]

Haruhi decided to attempt molesting me while I was a girl, just to get out the repressed energy she had from NOT being around Asahina-san.

I don't want to find out what she'd do if she WAS here.

[teatime_bitch]

...sounds like you're bound to something very troublesome.

[normalskeptic]

You don't know the half of it.

[teatime_bitch]

I'd rather not know. But I can sympathize, lad.