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[normalskeptic]

I'm going to regret this.

REQUEST MEME

If you want to, you can request and/or write stories or drabbles or what have you about other people on the network. As for my request, I request that you put in what rating you want and make a warning if you're writing smut.

I don't know anything about memes and I can't explain it, so there you go.

Comments

[kongeriketnorge]

I request a story about gay giraffes.

[herotoyouall]

...All of you Nordics are weird.

[kongeriketnorge]

Don't lump me in with the weird ones.

omfg I love you

[doubleppk]

There once was a gay man giraffe named Kaku. He liked to skip through jungle forests and fitting himself into square holes. One day he fell in love with an annoying psychopathic leopard and they got married and lived happily ever after with pirates. Except for the one day they ate pink banana infested muffins. Then they were sad.

Re: omfg I love you

[kongeriketnorge]

I requested a story with plural gay giraffes. Not a leopard.

[doubleppk]

Okay new one

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Once upon time there was a gay pink sparkly polka dotted giraffe. He lived off fields of honeysuckle and dew but the poor thing was so lonely. Then one day a purple sparkly polka dotted giraffe wandered by looking for fields of hibiscus. They quickly fell in loved and skipped together but all was not well in Gay Giraffeville because the pink giraffe couldn't hibiscus and the purple giraffe couldn't eat honeysuckle. "Oh woe!" They cried out. "Whatever will we do?!" Along came a fairy who led them over mountains and streams to a magical field that had both types of flowers and they lived happily ever after.

The end.

[kongeriketnorge]

That one's much better. It had a fairy.

[doubleppk]

I almost put in a troll as well but he would have eaten the giraffes as they went over a bridge and I thought that was kind of depressing.

[kongeriketnorge]

A troll would have made the story an A-.

[doubleppk]

What is it now?

[kongeriketnorge]

C-.

[doubleppk]

What?! That low!? Damn. Alright alright I'll get serious.... ish.

.... ahaha I can't. The concept is a little silly. Okay here we go.

... Actually one last thing... can trolls talk or do I have them confused with ogres?

[kongeriketnorge]

Just include the following:

1) Trolls (yes, they can talk).
2) Danmark dying or getting injured.
3) Gay giraffes.

[doubleppk]

A sequel/part 1.5 of the previous story then

[kongeriketnorge]

Hm.

[kongeriketnorge]

Whatever.