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[normalskeptic]

So given my discussion with America and my apparent need to be a swashbuckler, I found a sword hidden in my room. I'm not sure exactly how long it's been here or even why it's here in the first place, but I have it.

...I'd also like to make it known that I'm incredibly clumsy with this thing. I almost cut my hand off!

Comments

[herotoyouall]

I knew you had it in you!!

[normalskeptic]

I don't even know how to use it!

[herotoyouall]

I'm sure you will be fine, you're Japanese! It's in your blood!

[normalskeptic]

Just being Japanese doesn't mean I'm immediately a descendant of Miyamoto Musashi.

At least, I don't believe I am.

[herotoyouall]

Yeah, but I bet it will come easily to you. Like Americans and being the best at most stuff!

[normalskeptic]

What exactly are Americans the best at if the Japanese are easily more capable of swordplay?