Who: Kyon and Yuki
When: After Yuki comes back
Why: Setting the record straight
Yuki: Kyon
Kyon: Nagato. When did you get back?
Yuki: Twenty one minutes ago. I would have met with you but I was afraid that would be inappropriate.
Kyon: ...inappropriate? How would it be inappropriate at all?
Yuki: Another influx of emotion could take place.
Kyon: Honestly Nagato, if they're willing to take you away again after the stunt I just pulled, then they must not be that bright.
Yuki: We must be prepared for Suzumiya Haruhi being transported to our current universe again.
Kyon: Alright, listen to me. According to you and Koizumi and everyone else that seems to know these things about Haruhi, I'm not going to say that she can't do that. But
that doesn't mean that you're not supposed to have emotion.
Yuki: It seems like a dangerous thing to have, expectually towards the most important person to suzumiya haruhi...
Kyon: ...Nagato. I have a question.
Yuki: Yes?
Kyon: Well, Fujioka-san brought this up and personally, I think it's kind of ridiculous so feel free to dismiss it as such. But.
Kyon: ...you wouldn't happen to like me, would you?
Yuki: What type of like would you be referring to?
Kyon: As in... well, okay. You explained it to me as your knees getting weak and-- whatever else.
Kyon: That could be... well, a romantic thing. Not that I'm not okay with that at all Nagato, but it's just something I never thought you were capable of.
Yuki: I believe that is what it is. I do not know much about romance. I have only read a few romantic novels...
Kyon: ...okay. Let me see if I get this straight. You finally seem to recieve some kind of emotional upgrade, and it's against the rules?
Yuki: No, the fact that I acted on my limited emotions with you was 'against the rules'.
Kyon: ...so it would've been acceptable if it was anyone except for me?
Yuki: Yes.
Kyon: Alright, that pisses me off. To them, I'm off limits because I'm close to Haruhi? What is that even supposed to mean?
Kyon: And furthermore, does that mean that every girl I get close to is going to get taken away?
Yuki: I do not know. I do not decide these things.
Kyon: Don't I get a say in this? What if I fall for some girl and I want to date her? Is that against the rules too?!
Yuki: I do not understand why you are reacting in this way. I am back, is this not what you wanted to happen?
Kyon: It's not that, I'm glad that you're back. I'm really glad. It pisses me off that according to your boss, neither you or any other girl is supposed to get close to me. What
next? Do I have to start isolating myself from the entire population of the planet just so it's convienient for Haruhi?
Yuki: I doubt it would be required for you to go to that severe of measures to keep suzumiya haruhi happy.
Kyon: I'm not going to try to keep Haruhi happy if Haruhi's not even around.
Yuki: Do not do anything reckless, Kyon.
Yuki: If I get too close to you, it will be hard to reverse my behavior if Suzumiya Haruhi does come here.
Kyon: Then it would just have to become a secret from Haruhi. If anything, she should really just learn to get over herself.
Yuki: Is this something we are considering or are we speaking metaphorically?
Kyon: I mean in general, Nagato. It would be irritating that I'm not allowed to have female friends because Haruhi can't keep her emotions under control.
Yuki: Being friends is fine, being anything other than friends however could be dangerous.
Kyon: When it became apparent that I was becoming friends with Fujioka-san, you immediately thought it could've been more than that. Can I ask what that was supposed to be about?
Yuki: I do not know for sure. Perhaps it was a smaller influx of emotion.
Kyon: Do you mind if I take a guess at what it might be?
Yuki: I do not mind.
Kyon: Would that be jealousy?
Yuki: I would not know. Is that what it sounds like?
Kyon: A little. I just wasn't going to say so because I didn't want to seem like I was tooting my own horn.
Yuki: No, you know more about emotions then I do so I am open to your input.
Kyon: ...right. In any case, I'm really glad you're back. I'm not sure if you really want me to help you with your emotions any further if that's your job, but seriously. Try not to ignore it.
Yuki: Kyon, my role is more important than the emotions that I seem to be developing.
Yuki: But for some reason I want to abandon my role.
Kyon: ...I'd imagine. Spending your entire existance for the sole reason of watching Haruhi and not having room for anything in between would be tough.
Yuki: It is not hard.
Kyon: I'm not saying going through with it is. I'm saying that it has to be tough for you inwardly.
Yuki: Perhaps, I would not know.
Yuki: How should we proceed from here?
Kyon: ...that depends on how long it is before Haruhi actually shows up. I wouldn't really mind anything happening, but even then we'd have to be careful. Plus, we can't discount the fact that Koizumi is still reading our journals.
Yuki: I do not know when Suzumiya Haruhi will be appearing, and all of this goes against the role I am supposed to play.
Kyon: Well, then let me just ask. What do you want to do?
Yuki: I would like to do that thing again. Kissing, I believe it's called.
Kyon: I can't at all guarantee that, Nagato. But, I guess it was a first time experience for you so it would only be fitting that you want to try it again.
Yuki: Understood.
Yuki: I should have picked something else to say.
Kyon: ...that's fine. If you had said something else, I wouldn't have figured you to be Nagato.
Yuki: I see...
Yuki: I suppose it is inappropriate for me to decide our course of action. You should decide.
Kyon: ...well, I'm not exactly going to reject you.
Yuki: You can if that is the decision you feel you should make.
Kyon: But, I'm not going to. Not now.
Yuki: Does this mean... that Kyon likes me also?
Kyon: ...if you want to see it that way, then yeah. I do like you, Nagato.
Yuki: I see...
Yuki: I am glad.
Kyon: Yeah, I'm glad just to hear that.
Yuki: We have to be careful.
Kyon: Yeah, I know. If Haruhi finds out, that would be catastrophic, right?
Yuki: Yes
Kyon: ...well, I guess I'll see you later then?
Yuki: Yes. 'See you Later.'