if i were to forcibly introduce my head to my desk, how intimate could they become?

[normalhumanbein]

What My Response Should Have Been When I Was Asked to Write Radiohead Fic: No, no! I have no time! I have to do actual, real-life work and lots of it; I have a challenge fic due on Wednesday that I haven't started; I can only name the singer and I'm vaguely indifferent toward their music. I think of them as Black & White Video Band, fronted by That Guy Who Collaborated With PJ Harvey. I'm sorry, but it can never happen.

What My Response Actually Was: If you tell me their names I'll write you child-eating witch fic.

...would it be so hard for my brain to just obey me once in a while? Really?