Fic: Boomtown

[normalhumanbein]

Boomtown
R
2006 words
Gerard/Patrick/William
For this prompt at we_are_cities

This is, for the most part, a story about syphilis; a disease which, in the year after he turned seventeen, William Beckett managed to get three times. Patrick got it once, and Gerard sags visibly when they tell him this because he’s fairly sure he didn’t get anything that

Comments

[callsigns]

This ended WAY too soon! EONS too soon! Possibly . . . no, I can't think of something longer than eons. sandwich_armada and I just read this together and are in complete agreement that Be persuasive. Find my pants is a really, really good argument for someone who could double as Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Also, I snorted in laughter. A lot. This was hot. Hotly funny. Funnily hot. Yo. Thumbs up!

[normalhumanbein]

Thank you! Apparently, I like taunting people with the promise of Bill going down on Gerard while Patrick fucks him, but not delivering in any detail. I don't know. Also, I think I wrote this after reading so much GSF that I was kind of burned out, porn-wise.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and very carefully not think about Zaphod/Bill. At all.

[callsigns]

Yeah, don't think about that at all. That would be, you know, a BIG TRAGEDY, that story there, that Zaphod/Bill story.

[normalhumanbein]

COMPLETELY TRAGIC. Up to and including the bit where he likes to reveal to people that he has two heads mid-coitus, because their reactions make him laugh.

[astaria51]

*claps hands with glee*

"No I’m Bill and I don’t remember you and I probably would because you seem memorable should I remember you."
Perfect, if just for that line. (But not just for that line.)

Ho!Bill is a convention I will NEVER get over, and this altruistic (...not quite the right word) version is wonderful.

[normalhumanbein]

Oh, altruistic is totally the right word. Bill Beckett: whoring himself out for the greater good since...since far more recently then we like to think.

[eckerlilas]

Ahahaha! Awesome. Hot and funny. Funnily hot. That about sums it up. I think you nailed William on this one, no pun intended :P

Adorable and awesome and YES, it ended way too soon! TEASE!

<3

[normalhumanbein]

Hee! *Taunts everyone with surprisingly chaste fic*

There'll probably be a porn edit at some point, if only because...well. Because.

[lucianus_kae]

eee. I love this! With the humor and the sex and the...eee.

I'm trying to be helpful, I really am. But you've left me a little speechless.

[normalhumanbein]

You know what would help? Fic about slinky, androgenous men on drugs having violent sex. If you could find any of that, that'd be great...

[lucianus_kae]

You know what's unbelievable? The fact that I may well be in the process of "finding" such a fic.

I'm still a little stunned myself.

[skyline3way]

Oh, fabulous. Patrick! This is a great read of him, the nice, solid guy we see, plus the practical side working for sex the needs of the many. Bill should teach Classical logic. I'm not sure he'd be any good at more than justification, but I bet his classes would be full. And of course, Gerard, seemingly along the ride, except not. Great dialog and subtle sex, to add the frosting to the cake. Thanks for this.

[normalhumanbein]

Aw, thank you!

I would go to Bill's Classics lectures. I doubt I'd learn anything, but you know what they say about ignorance and bliss.