I am hungover, so am allowed to do these very slowly.

[normalhumanbein]

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[joyfulseeker]

Yay! I loved that last line, and the bit where John writes, "You're shit. Trust me." Thank you!

[normalhumanbein]

*glees*

John Constantine is many things, but a fan of Fall Out Boy is not one of them.

[joyfulseeker]

Though that would be HILARIOUS. He would be totally embarrassed about it, and as a result would be even more of an asshole to them in person than he would normally.

(John Constantine: Closeted Fall Out Boy Fan)

[normalhumanbein]

He'd take the CD to the counter sandwiched between Compact Snap and Construction Time Again, and make a big deal about how it was a *present* for someone who was *not him* because he *does not like them*.

[girl_in_space]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[whatchamacall1t]

four and five. FOR THE WIN.

also the tail end paragraph of three. because i don't think it gets much better than that.

[lucianus_kae]

IF I COULD HUG YOU RIGHT NOW IT WOULD BE A FAR TOO ENTHUSIASTIC AND EXUBERANT HUG BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I COULD EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS.

[normalhumanbein]

THAT IS FINE. *HUGS*

ALSO, NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE USE THE WORD "EXUBERANT".

THANK YOU.