[Video] Ackshun for violet pokémart

[normalcool]

[ It's morning. Early morning. Like just when the pokémart has opened early morning, and Zenkichi has just started his shift. His Christmas egg is sitting across from him on the counter, wrapped up in one of his sweatshirts to keep it nice and warm, while his Igglybuff clings onto it

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[Actone] It's as if LJRP is full of double dumbasses today.

[asspull]

Sometime yesterday. It was dark. I wasn't really paying attention.

[ He'll just be wandering around the store now. Casually picking up products to inspect them. He is so casual, almost as if he was casually ignoring a tag that was completley and utterly wrong
]

You mean Kumagawa and Shiranui? Nope.

[Achtung] Well double dumbass on you.

[normalcool]

I actually meant people like Miyakonojou-senpai, but I'm pretty glad those other guys aren't with you now that you mention it.

[ Does this count as 'hanging out' as friends? because you guys haven't done that until it gets asspulled later on in chapter 90 something. ]

So, uh, how've you been?

[Text]

[asspull]

[ Totally counts. Totally. Maybe. Gosh.

Kei doesn't look around at you, he stays focused on a bottle of potion, but there is a definite trace of a smile in his voice. ]

I don't think Johto is the kingdom he was looking for.

[ He brings the bottle of potion to the counter with him ]

Pretty cold, I guess? It was snowing a lot while I was travelling. Then I spoke to the guy who nailed me. You?

[video. from lavendar town]

[normalcool]

I've been busy, trying to catch a pokémon hasn't been easy since I got landed with a lame starter that can't do anything.

[ A lame starter which has started crying from the counter. Why u do this Zenkichi? ]

[Action. In Hoenn (lol ew)]

[asspull]

[ Munakata looks closely at the crying pokémon before nodding. This probably does more harm than good because he's seriously givin' it the ol' blank stare something fierce. ]

She doesn't seem like she'd put up much of a fight.

[ Then he takes his hand and gently pats the normal on the head. This was actually a common sport back at the academy, right? ]

Then again, neither did you.

[Action. Unless you're nuzlocke running why would you even]

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[ Petting her head, are you patting him or her on the head, by the way? and nobody patted him at school D; ]

I put up a great fight. I was crazy awesome like something out of Super Street Fighter II X: The Grand Master Challenge.

[Postcard]

[asspull]

[ He is. Petting the pokémon. But using an epithet so that the joke about treating normals like petting zoo attractions would fit nicely.

And that's probably because you let Medaka dress up like a dog instead if doing it yourself. ]

Couldn't you just have said Super Street Fighter II Turbo? You have been using the English localised names for everything else so far.

[ What fourth wall? ]

You put up a decent fight, I'll admit.

[Postcard]

[normalcool]

[ Hey man he wasn't about to go all bugs-bunny-dressed-as-a-girl-bunny on that thing. No way no how. Sausage entrails was as low as he was going to go. ]

O-oh. I guess I could have done that, I guess. Sorry. Not that I can edit that comment since you replied to it.

[ |: this pokémon is also being petted by you both so it's calmed down, pretty much. And it's pretty happy. ]

Hey, did you get one of those eggs, Munakata-senpai?

[Let's not do this]

[asspull]

[ That was fairly low, to be honest. ]

Mm. I don't know much about what came out of the egg.

[ Munakata stops petting Igglybuff and takes a poké ball out of his pocket. Apparently he even hides things in the most obvious of places :|a ]

He's a biter. Watch out.

[ And with that simple warning, he drops his poké ball onto the counter to unleash...



this. ]

[Okay fine we wont]

[normalcool]

[ And bite it did, right onto his arm so the spazzfest of pain begins now ]

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

[ Flailing forever ]

[asspull]

[ If you had looked closer then you might have seen a few plasters on Munakata's hands. Sucks that you didn't. ]

Apparently he suckers people in with his cutesy act before biting them.

[ Sage nod. ]

I think we're opposites, in a way.

[ In case it wasn't obvious? You are getting no help. ]

1/2

[normalcool]

Yeah? That's really interesting Munakata-senpai!

[ And that's when Igglybuff is going to start singing at it. But this is the game, see? And not the silly anime. So only your pokémon will fall asleep. This time. ]

[normalcool]

[ Setting that Mawile down on the counter, recall him in your own time ]

Is there anything you want to buy, Munakata-senpai?

[asspull]

His jaws are made of steel, you know.

[ recalls own Mawlie ]

But having your pokémon attack mine is like asking me to kill you.

[ Shrug ]

I was just checking the place out to see if it was exactly like the game.

[normalcool]

Well is it like the game? It's pretty boring if you have to spend a few hours in here, to be honest.

[ siiiiiiiiiiiiigh ]

What are you doing later today anyway?

[asspull]

The graphics are a lot better. At least you're not looking at pixels for hours on end.

[ He shrugs...again. ]

I'm not sure. I might just train some more.

[ The exciting life of Munakata. ]