Comments | normalbennetkid: So Not Happening...

normalbennetkid

Jan 25, 2011 09:21

You’re kidding right?

I’m Pregnant!

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powered_otaku January 26 2011, 01:56:48 UTC

normalbennetkid January 26 2011, 04:52:18 UTC

Tell me this isn't happening?

powered_otaku January 26 2011, 23:15:59 UTC

I do not understand how it could. You are a boy!

normalbennetkid January 27 2011, 04:53:46 UTC

Totally. *Grimace*

powered_otaku January 27 2011, 05:05:05 UTC

What are you going to do? What about when it is born? You will have to have it taken out. Are you going to be pregnant for 9 months?

normalbennetkid January 27 2011, 05:06:25 UTC

Dude. Do I look like I know?

powered_otaku January 27 2011, 05:35:57 UTC

How did it happen?

normalbennetkid January 27 2011, 05:38:09 UTC

I don't KNOW.

powered_otaku January 27 2011, 07:12:47 UTC

How did you find out that you were pregnant?

normalbennetkid January 27 2011, 15:30:30 UTC

I was feeling sick, right? And I gained a bit of weight. *Scowls* So one of my friends, as a joke, made me pee on the stick.

powered_otaku January 27 2011, 18:01:07 UTC

I cannot understand how it would happen. You are not made to have children. Unless...do you come from another dimension?

normalbennetkid January 27 2011, 18:07:51 UTC

No! Look, something fucked up is going on.

powered_otaku January 28 2011, 03:10:32 UTC

But I am not pregnant. Were you in a place you have never been before?

normalbennetkid January 28 2011, 09:30:57 UTC

I can't remember.

powered_otaku January 28 2011, 15:57:14 UTC

Is there a period of time that is missing? Perhaps aliens took you! That could explain a great deal.

normalbennetkid January 28 2011, 16:52:48 UTC

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I did NOT need to think about that.

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