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[normal_anomaly]

Phew... That's all of my Christmas shopping done. Now I just have to wrap the gifts and deliver them. Can't say I'm looking forward to that part, but...eh. Gotta do it.

[[Private; Hackable by Friends and "Family" (including Jill, Relm, and Relm's husband)]]Damn, is this really my tenth Christmas in Mayfield? Sure as hell doesn't feel like almost

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[bogusmagicker]

Ah. Concerning Haruhi, she has been droned again following her latest attempt to dropkick Officer Grady in the face. I believe it involved pulleys and a third-story window.

Merry Christmas, Kyon.

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[normal_anomaly]

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[normal_anomaly]

Oh, uh. Yeah. Merry Christmas to you, too.

[bogusmagicker]

Do not be alarmed. Her condition is not serious. But as a warning, Plan No. 283 will require our cooperation.

You have been well?

[normal_anomaly]

As well as I ever am around here. Haven't had anything to stress me out since the last event.

[bogusmagicker]

Life has settled into something resembling normalcy. The human species is highly capable of adjusting to difficult circumstances. It is remarkable.

[normal_anomaly]

Yeah. There's no animal alive more adaptable than Homo sapiens.

Anyway, enough about me. How have you been doing?

[bogusmagicker]

Ten years has produced little variation in data output. General observation and analysis processes will be suspended beginning January 1st.

. . . Ema Skye has asked me to join her as her assistant then.

[normal_anomaly]

Oh. I see. And this is something you want to do?

[bogusmagicker]

. . . It is not something I am averse to.

[normal_anomaly]

I see. As long as you're not being forced into it.

Translation for you folks in the audience who don't speak Nagatoese: She's looking forward to it.

[bogusmagicker]

Ah . . . Not in the same way as Suzumiya, no. It will be a chance to observe the life of a working human adult.