Name: Kyon (nickname; his real name is not given)
Series: Haruhi Suzumiya
Age: 16
Job: Student
Housing Assignment: 1761 Beaver Street
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Blood Type: Unknown
Date of Birth: Unknown
Sign: Unknown
Race: Japanese
Background Personality: One phrase should come to mind whenever anyone (at least anyone familiar with TV Tropes) thinks of Kyon: Deadpan Snarker. Kyon fits the trope to a T. Externally, Kyon seems fairly laid-back and cynical, but when one takes a look at his internal monologue, you'll find that the boy snarks a lot.
A lot of this snarking is directed toward Haruhi's actions. The girl is just so strange and unusual and hyperactive that she keeps coming up with the craziest ideas. Though, really, it's understandable. When a girl is dragging you into everything she does, dressing up in a bunny suit whenever she wants to get attention or cool off, and randomly signing you and your group of friends up for sports you've never even played before, wouldn't you snark at her, too?
Strangely, despite being the sole person who can put a stop to Haruhi's actions (well, most of the time, anyway -- hell, Haruhi admits this herself and it's why she sent him to get the heater in the last episode in chronological order), he doesn't do it as often as you might think. Most of the time he just follows her around and snarks at her in his head. This is because, deep down, Kyon likely secretly appreciates the liveliness being around the SOS Brigade as a whole, and Haruhi in particular, brings to his life. After all, the guy does keep going back to SOS Brigade meetings and following Haruhi on whatever crazy idea she comes up with next.
But Kyon does put his foot down when he feels Haruhi goes to far, and doesn't hesitate to do it, either. For example, when Haruhi took the photos she forced Mikuru to pose for and tried to post them on the SOS Brigade's website, Kyon objected and forced her to take them down.
Despite being an average student, Kyon is surprisingly observant and knowledgeable. He knows more than his fair share of trivia, is up-to-date with pop culture, and has often figured things out before any of the other brigade members, Haruhi included, did. A prime example of this is when the SOS Brigade took a vacation to an island owned by a man posing as Itsuki's uncle. During the trip, Itsuki's uncle was apparently murdered. Kyon figured out both the truth and what they were expected to believe remarkably quickly. However, he waited on Haruhi to figure it out, so as not to deprive her of fun. Because we all know what happens when Haruhi gets bored.
For the most part, though, to the casual observer, Kyon seems like a typical Japanese male high school student. As I said before, he appears fairly laid-back and cynical. He gets through his life by following a tried-and-true routine, is an average student, and takes more mundane changes in his life fairly passively. Still, though, he's got a high school student's curiosity, which is probably what made Haruhi emerge on his radar in the first place.
And, of course, with a healthy male teenager comes a healthy libido. Kyon likes pretty girls. Remember those pictures of Mikuru that Kyon forced Haruhi to delete? I'll let you in on a little secret: they weren't deleted. Kyon placed them in a secret folder that he could pull up at his leisure.
Possessions:
Relationships:
: You're on Kyon's shit list. Don't be surprised if you find yourself being tailed by a purple-haired or a blue-haired high school girl.
: Kyon is ambivalent toward you.
: Kyon likes what he's seen of you so far.
: Kyon considers you a friend.
: Kyon either considers you a close friend or has a crush on you.
: Kyon will get active to keep you safe. If you're a girl, he probably gets warm and fuzzy feelings thinking about you.
: LET'S TALK ABOUT LOVE
Yuri Nakamura
"Look, everyone there died a ton of times. Squished, stabbed, falling out windows, getting kicked off roofs, drowning, sacrificing themselves for the greater good of the battalion. Memories of those things never match up with their last memories on earth."
Kyon doesn't think too highly of Yuri's willingness to sacrifice lives for the sake of experiments. They haven't spoken much as of yet, so he doesn't really have an opinion of her beyond that. Hopefully that will change in due time.
Reiri Kamura
"Forgive me, Kyon, I won't be the one breaking the trend~"
Kyon is annoyed at Reiri for making him tell her his real name and then calling him "Kyon" nonetheless. He's not sure if she really finds his name that difficult to say/unsuitable for him, or if he's just being trolled.
Regains:
School uniform (winter)
Casual outfit from Remote Island Syndrome I
Day of Sagittarius
Yuki's book
Cell phone
Othello
Camcorder
School uniform (summer)
Model gun