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[normal_anomaly]

[Kyon comes around, then his eyes snap open when he realizes he's not in his bed. He looks around...he seems to be in a '55 Corvette. Nice car. Of course, that was the last thing on his mind. He looks next to him, and sees who's stuck in the car with him. Cue facepalm.]

In the words of a random gif... Notto diso shiito agen

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[badend_yandere]

*Shion comes to shortly after Kyon manages to. The first thing she notices is that she's sitting up instead of laying down. Her eyes snap open and she quickly makes her way to the door to try to open it. No luck. Her next try was the locks. No such luck there either, of course. Shion reaches for the glove compartment but in the process she finally notices Kyon... and what a ridiculous dress she's wearing.*

Oh... it's you. What are you doing here?

*She's assuming this isn't Kyon's doing but of course she's asking in a roundabout way.*

[normal_anomaly]

Sitting through Mayfield's idea of a sendoff to summer.

[badend_yandere]

This town can go to hell.

*She digs through the glove compartment, hoping she can find something to break the glass with. After no luck Shion raises her leg up to the front window and begins to kick it. She doesn't seem concerned that she's wearing a dress while doing this, of course.*

[normal_anomaly]

Whoa, hey! What are you doing?! You're only going to hurt--

WHOA HELLO PANTIES there goes my train of thought

[badend_yandere]

*Kyon's predictions ring true, you can hear a crack as her ankle turns at a strange angle.*

Guh, are you kidding me?

[normal_anomaly]

Ah, damn!

Uh...

Why the hell didn't I take First Aid?

...Rest your foot on the dashboard.

[badend_yandere]

*Shion sets her foot down on the dashboard.*

... Sorry, I didn't think my ankle would break before the window did.

[normal_anomaly]

Yeah, everything's extra reinforced so we're trapped in here for a few hours. They did the same damn thing last year, too.

[badend_yandere]

That's so stupid. What do they expect to gain from this?

[normal_anomaly]

Ever seen the movie "Grease?"

[badend_yandere]

Nope! Is it a western movie? I'm not too fond of things that are western.

[normal_anomaly]

That's a little narrow-minded of you, don't you think?

Yeah, it's an American movie. Musical about a group of teenagers from the '50s. There's one scene where the main character and his love interest are at a drive-in and he tries to cop a feel. And another scene where a couple are making out in the backseat of a car.

[badend_yandere]

I hope you weren't expecting to feel up my breasts or something.

[normal_anomaly]

Of course not.

Though I was kinda hoping...

[badend_yandere]

But seriously, how messed up is this place. They really want to watch us do that?

[normal_anomaly]

God only knows. I'm not sure even they know what they're doing.