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[normal_anomaly]

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Father's Day again. They repeated Mother's Day -- are they gonna do the same for Father's Day?

If so...I've learned my lesson. I'm not shooting for a repeat of last year.

...And it's not like I've gotta pay anyone back for this year.

[[Filtered to Yuki and Ryoko]]You two... You be careful. If anyone tells you to do anything...bad,

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[rebelagainstgod]

[Having a nice little discussion with a drone shopkeeper in front of one of the stores. He says the usual thing about becoming a good young lady, so she quiets down. You might notice that she got really cheerful really quick. She nods and waves at him and walks away.

That's when she realizes what she did...]

[rebelagainstgod]

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!? Ugh, did I really say all those things?

[normal_anomaly]

[Kyon just. Stares.

No, no inner monologue for this. His mind is too blown.]

[rebelagainstgod]

[Curled up in a ball mumbling on how she has the right mind to go back and kick that sexist idiot.]

[normal_anomaly]

Good God. Haruhi. Has. A TWIN.

[Just. Continues to stare.]

[rebelagainstgod]

[She stands up and stomps off...in Kyon's direction.]

[normal_anomaly]

Oh shit MOVE!

[Kyon moves sideways.]

[rebelagainstgod]

[She notices this.]

Ah...what's your problem?

[normal_anomaly]

Huh? I have no problem.

[rebelagainstgod]

Well, did you see what happened over there, then?

[normal_anomaly]

A bit. What happened?

[rebelagainstgod]

Apparently that NPC over there did something. I fought with him before countless times because he won't let me look at the guns and knives he has, but he usually just gets bored and walks off.

This time he made me say things I wouldn't normally say to someone like him.

[normal_anomaly]

That's because it's Father's Day. Guys can make girls obey any commands they give them on Father's Day.

[rebelagainstgod]

Eh...excuse me?

[normal_anomaly]

It's just how this stupid place celebrates Father's Day.