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YES! Finally, exams are over! Now I can finally spend some time relaxing without some assignment or test hanging over my --
...Huh? Oh, hey, I have mail today.
...Paper route.
I have a paper route.
[[Private; thoughts]]
This is some sort of sick joke, right? Dammit, Mayfield, you know what you're doing to me? All summer long I'm gonna have to get up at 5:30 in the morning. And in able to actually wake up at 5:30 in the morning, I'm going to have to be asleep by 9:30 at night. Yeah, I know the saying, "Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy and wise," but "Early to bed and early to rise makes for a teenager with no damn social life!"
I'd better be able to use the car, at least. No way in hell am I doing this job if I'm stuck using my bike!
...Or at least, that's what I'd say if I didn't know I'd be brainwashed for not doing my job. I wish this place didn't have such a fascination with my nether region. That's supposed to be for a beautiful woman only, dammit!
[[OoC: Italicized lines in comments are internal monologue unless otherwise stated.]]
...Huh? Oh, hey, I have mail today.
...Paper route.
I have a paper route.
[[Private; thoughts]]
This is some sort of sick joke, right? Dammit, Mayfield, you know what you're doing to me? All summer long I'm gonna have to get up at 5:30 in the morning. And in able to actually wake up at 5:30 in the morning, I'm going to have to be asleep by 9:30 at night. Yeah, I know the saying, "Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy and wise," but "Early to bed and early to rise makes for a teenager with no damn social life!"
I'd better be able to use the car, at least. No way in hell am I doing this job if I'm stuck using my bike!
...Or at least, that's what I'd say if I didn't know I'd be brainwashed for not doing my job. I wish this place didn't have such a fascination with my nether region. That's supposed to be for a beautiful woman only, dammit!
[[OoC: Italicized lines in comments are internal monologue unless otherwise stated.]]