Sims!
What's this? A new Sim? A new game?
In my boredom, I decided to start a new legacy after stumbling upon this, aka the "I'm Surrounded by Idiots" challenge. I figured it would add hilarity to my game, along with giving me anxiety because I have control issues. Seriously. So, hey let's have the control freak play a game where only one Sim can be played per generation! EXCELLENT.
I decided to go with an 80s cartoon theme for this game. Having so many shows to choose from, however, was tough, so I narrowed my field down to a few of my favorite cartoons and my Sims will be named accordingly, with other references sprinkled here and there. Now, let us begin!
This is Rio Barbera. He just moved to a lovely town called Dream Valley and he is so happy to meet you. See? So happy.
Where can a guy get a house around here, though?
BAM.
Fucking houses. How do they appear?
Nice and cozy inside. He seemed like a gingham kind of fella.
Once he was settled in, Rio decided to venture out and meet some of the friendly townfolk.
Not really feelin' these options here.
Getting asked where he's from can be kinda uncomfortable for Rio.
Some people aren't very understanding, y'know.
I see you people gossiping over there.
Not feeling that crowd, Rio decided to head back home and paint his troubles away.
A visitor! Maybe Rio will have better luck with her.
SHE'S NICE OMFG.
And she has purple eyes. Purple hair + purple eyes = MFEO, obvs.
Rio agrees. He's smitten.
And wants to keep her forever and ever and ever and GET OUTTA THE SHOT, GIRL IN THE BACK.
Okay, I didn't expect them to move so quickly.
Hooray, we now have a potential love interest.
Problem solving: Rio can do it.
ADDITIONS OMFG.
Even though Rio got along with purple eyed girl, I figured it was only fair to play the field just in case somebody else might pique his interest.
Like this girl, for instance.
Okay, maybe not.
How about this fella? No purple eyes, but the goatee's a plus.
But is he down with the alien swirl?
Yes, he is most definitely down.
Oh, hello there, swirly haired blonde.
She digs Rio's mohawk. He's blushing and digs her right back.
Since this is the 21st century, swirly haired blonde is not opposed to making the first move. Unfortunately, Rio is.
Free computers are awesome. They're great for finding jobs!
....or doing other things.
Awwww sonnuvabitch.
YEAH, NOW WHAT? HUH, PUNK? HUH??
...WHAT THE lsdjfasdfjalj
That police officer needs to put some pep in their step.
SWEEP THE LEG. NO MERCY.
Sayonara, bookcase stealer.
Despite the burglary, more additions were added to the house. Not bad for a guy without a job.
To celebrate, Rio invited purple eyed girl over to check out his new digs, among other things.
Like any good host, he impressed his lady friend with his cooking skills and made dinner.
He also decided to finally learn her name. It's Coral.
Rio learns about the Mile High Club.
After dinner, it was time for a tour of the house. This is the living room.
This is the bedroom. Oh, wait...
Carry on.
Rio likes the bedroom most, ifyaknowwhatimean.
Coral didn't get the message, though, and left. Something about being a lady. Psh.
How about focusing on other things like getting a jo-- okay, nevermind.
If Rio's natural charm won't persuade Coral to spend the night, how about a date?
How about a slumber party?
Oh...you meant like an actual one. As in, stay up all night. Oh.
She didn't even bother to stay for breakfast. Rude. But at least Rio won't have any shame in doing this.
Y'know, Rio, you've struck out twice so far. Maybe Coral will be more interested if you got a job.
And get promoted on your first day.
I'm so smart. I know.
Like any Sim in love Rio couldn't wait to ask Coral to move in. She said yes, obviously, and now the fun really begins.
Help.