Sep 29, 2005 11:16
Contract HIV.
Slit your throat.
Jam a skewer in your ear.
Drive off of a 200 ft ravine.
Lie down in a busy intersection.
Hammer nails into your forehead.
Pet that rabies-infested opossum.
A nice noose in a hook from a tree..
Lick a broken mercury thermometer.
Put your fingers in an electrical outlet.
Taste test, try every bottle under the sink.
Fall to a deep sleep inside a crematorium.
Break open a battery, dab it on your lunch.
Enjoy a nice bubble bath with your toaster!
Take a cheese grater to your face-just for fun.
Spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper!
With elastic, secure a plastic bag over your head.
Seal any and all body openings with a ten-ton epoxy.
Jump into a river with concrete blocks tied to your feet.
Fall from a roof, land on a rusty rake and die of tetanus.
Introduce the top of your mouth to a pretty, shiny bullet.
Unbend a coat hanger, slowly and carefully shove it up your nose.
Strap your face up with a mask attached to a carbon monoxide cylinder.
Drink paint. Eat the stick you stirred the paint with. Drink paint thinner to wash it down.
Or maybe consume mass amounts of a nice cyanide, acid, anthrax, bleach, and rat poisoning mixure.
ps. no, i'm not thinking of suicide. i'm fine. promise.
just a little sick humor.