food
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: uh. my house. smells like bagles and cream cheese. i gotta investigate.
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: brb
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: aw no bagles.
uhh murder: mm
uhh murder: food
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: i know. all i had today was a big ass bag of chips and salsa.
uhh murder: ooo
uhh murder: i want some chips and salsa
uhh murder: i hate you
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: ouch.....
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: but there's a bag of chips and a thing of salsa on my counter
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: so you can have it
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: OH WAIT
uhh murder: because you bring happiness to my mind, but not my belly
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: you live in fucking GEORGIA
uhh murder: shutup
uhh murder: you live in fucking CALIFORNIA
uhh murder: or as the skags call it
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and i never moved.
uhh murder: CALI BABY
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: ew
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: i punch people who call it cali
uhh murder: yeah
uhh murder: i throw sand in their eyes
uhh murder: ' i think you need to CALI your optomitrist since i just fucked your cornea"
uhh murder: flapjacks
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: hahaha i just actually LOLed
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and flapjacks wasn't an option
uhh murder: so
uhh murder: flapjacks is my answer
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: you're still weird.
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: but i love it.
uhh murder: i know
uhh murder: i make you laugh
uhh murder: and you can't get enough
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: no i cant.
uhh murder: i'm like smack, one taste and you're hooked for life
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: or pancakes
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: i love pancakes
uhh murder: i don't
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: WHY
uhh murder: i prefer waffles
uhh murder: see waffles have divits so you can stick shit in 'em like syrup or random fruit
uhh murder: flapjacks
uhh murder: no
uhh murder: flat
uhh murder: everything slides off
uhh murder: and they get soggy if you don't eat 'em fast enough
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: that's delicious
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and fruit on pancakes or waffles is ridiculous
uhh murder: no!
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: yes!
uhh murder: wow..
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: dun chu "wow" me, mang.
uhh murder: first kelly hates cheesecake now you don't like fruit on waffles/flapjacks
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: I FUCKING LOVE CHEESECAKE
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: like more than you
uhh murder: me too!
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: sorry
uhh murder: it's ok
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: but cheese cake doesn't talk back
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and it was my first love
uhh murder: i make myself sick when i eat it
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: seriously.
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: me too!
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: brb
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: aw no bagles.
uhh murder: mm
uhh murder: food
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: i know. all i had today was a big ass bag of chips and salsa.
uhh murder: ooo
uhh murder: i want some chips and salsa
uhh murder: i hate you
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: ouch.....
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: but there's a bag of chips and a thing of salsa on my counter
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: so you can have it
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: OH WAIT
uhh murder: because you bring happiness to my mind, but not my belly
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: you live in fucking GEORGIA
uhh murder: shutup
uhh murder: you live in fucking CALIFORNIA
uhh murder: or as the skags call it
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and i never moved.
uhh murder: CALI BABY
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: ew
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: i punch people who call it cali
uhh murder: yeah
uhh murder: i throw sand in their eyes
uhh murder: ' i think you need to CALI your optomitrist since i just fucked your cornea"
uhh murder: flapjacks
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: hahaha i just actually LOLed
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and flapjacks wasn't an option
uhh murder: so
uhh murder: flapjacks is my answer
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: you're still weird.
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: but i love it.
uhh murder: i know
uhh murder: i make you laugh
uhh murder: and you can't get enough
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: no i cant.
uhh murder: i'm like smack, one taste and you're hooked for life
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: or pancakes
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: i love pancakes
uhh murder: i don't
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: WHY
uhh murder: i prefer waffles
uhh murder: see waffles have divits so you can stick shit in 'em like syrup or random fruit
uhh murder: flapjacks
uhh murder: no
uhh murder: flat
uhh murder: everything slides off
uhh murder: and they get soggy if you don't eat 'em fast enough
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: that's delicious
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and fruit on pancakes or waffles is ridiculous
uhh murder: no!
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: yes!
uhh murder: wow..
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: dun chu "wow" me, mang.
uhh murder: first kelly hates cheesecake now you don't like fruit on waffles/flapjacks
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: I FUCKING LOVE CHEESECAKE
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: like more than you
uhh murder: me too!
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: sorry
uhh murder: it's ok
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: but cheese cake doesn't talk back
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: and it was my first love
uhh murder: i make myself sick when i eat it
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: seriously.
Amburgerrrrrrrrr: me too!