True Blood “Fresh Blood” (3.11) - My Episode Recap!
Calling all fans of HBO's True Blood TV series!
My exciting and hilarious recap of this week's new episode "Fresh Blood" (3-11, or #35) has been posted over at the Smart Pop Books blog!
Check it out, for a giggle and a different perspective! Note also, this is the penultimate episode of the season, so all kinds of Major Stuff (TM) happens!
Here's the opening of the recap:
Okay, before we begin this week’s episode recap, let's . . . recap. Last week, was the week of Revelations. It's like the Tree of Knowledge Piñata has been cracked open over everyone's heads, and all kinds of OMG-inducing juicy tidbits came raining down, and now Everyone Knows. Everything.
Tara knows that Jason shot Eggs (the person, not the contaminated and recalled poultry product). Terry knows Arlene’s baby is Rene's (and is possibly the Seed of Chucky). Jason knows Crystal is a black puma-jaguar-whatsit-cat feline shape-shifter (we saw that a mile away). Hoyt knows that Jessica still loves him, and possibly that her blood is kinda yummy. Lafayette and Jesus (the nurse, not the savior) know a whole lot about each other's family roots, since apparently tripping out on V juice plugs you directly into Ancestry.com. Pam knows Eric's got a Sookie-shaped soft spot and a “windy shithole” (drafty farm, not sphincter) somewhere. Everyone in the dratted world (except poor pretty boy Tony apparently, who got to play pretend-Talbot before getting staked) knows Russell is a bitchy psycho and needs to be put down, like yesterday. . . ."
Read the rest of the episode recap . . .
Enjoy! And you can comment at the end!
My exciting and hilarious recap of this week's new episode "Fresh Blood" (3-11, or #35) has been posted over at the Smart Pop Books blog!
Check it out, for a giggle and a different perspective! Note also, this is the penultimate episode of the season, so all kinds of Major Stuff (TM) happens!
Here's the opening of the recap:
Okay, before we begin this week’s episode recap, let's . . . recap. Last week, was the week of Revelations. It's like the Tree of Knowledge Piñata has been cracked open over everyone's heads, and all kinds of OMG-inducing juicy tidbits came raining down, and now Everyone Knows. Everything.
Tara knows that Jason shot Eggs (the person, not the contaminated and recalled poultry product). Terry knows Arlene’s baby is Rene's (and is possibly the Seed of Chucky). Jason knows Crystal is a black puma-jaguar-whatsit-cat feline shape-shifter (we saw that a mile away). Hoyt knows that Jessica still loves him, and possibly that her blood is kinda yummy. Lafayette and Jesus (the nurse, not the savior) know a whole lot about each other's family roots, since apparently tripping out on V juice plugs you directly into Ancestry.com. Pam knows Eric's got a Sookie-shaped soft spot and a “windy shithole” (drafty farm, not sphincter) somewhere. Everyone in the dratted world (except poor pretty boy Tony apparently, who got to play pretend-Talbot before getting staked) knows Russell is a bitchy psycho and needs to be put down, like yesterday. . . ."
Read the rest of the episode recap . . .
Enjoy! And you can comment at the end!