*really can't focus on her fics right now*
I'm sorry - I know I should be writing since I have some spare time, but this just wanted to be done...
1. You can’t help but consider what different cars would look like as a Transformer.
2. On the same note, you can’t help wondering which models would fit best as Autobots or Decepticons.
3. When cursing (if you curse), you are more likely to say ‘slag’ than ‘fuck’.
4. The thought of robots having sex is in no way odd to you.
5. You tend to make obscure references to any and/or all ‘verses in every day conversations. And don’t think it odd.
6. Everything you’ve learned about psychology, you’ve learned from cross-examining the characters and their motives (if some of it comes from doing the same in other fandoms, that’s okay.)
7. ‘Breem’, ‘Orn’, ‘Vorn,’ and other such time measurements make just as much sense to you - if not more - as minutes, days, years, etc.
8. You catch yourself thinking of ‘eyes’ as ‘optics’. Note: This is also applicable in the instances of ‘glossa’, ‘afts’, and many other body parts.
9. TF: TM? It traumatized you and still occasionally makes you feel like crying.
10. Part of you is really, truly curious as to what energon tastes like.
11. Donated by kirin_saga: You've willingly spent almost a hundred dollars on a single Transformers toy and yet you refuse to spend more than 20 dollars on things you actually need.
12. You’ve tried to make a transformer-shaped cake (or cookie, or brownie, or other various baked goods…). Most likely you failed, but it’s that counts, right?
13. Donated by kirin_saga: The characters have demanded you buy something. You bought it.
14. You’ve gotten sentimental over fanfiction. More than once.
15. You’ve considered (or actually have) named a pet in some way that references Transformers.
16. You have absolutely no control over your fics (or icons, or thoughts, or whatever). The characters do whatever they want, and you just can’t seem to stop them.
17. When bored, you look up obscure facts about Transformers. Example: There’s been at least two instances where the Decepticon’s have murdered puppies.
18. Sometimes, you confuse canon with fanon. Not very often, but every once in a while.
19. The feeling you get when you realize one of your favorite fics has been updated can only be described as pure, all-encompassing bliss.
20. Most of the songs you listen too, you discovered when searching for youtube for Transformers Music Videos.