The List
Alright, so it's not a fic. But it is amusing. I plan on adding more to this - but I need help. As soon as I have ten more, I'll post a revised list. So, if you have any thoughts, tell me and they'll probably be added. Not definately, but most likely. 'Cause I want this to be at least halfway serious. Like, I've honestly done all these things. Any way, enjoy.
1. You can’t help but consider what different cars would look like as a Transformer.
2. On the same note, you can’t help wondering which models would fit best as Autobots or Decepticons.
3. When cursing (if you curse), you are more likely to say ‘slag’ than ‘fuck’.
4. The thought of robots having sex is in no way odd to you.
5. You tend to make obscure references to any and/or all ‘verses in every day conversations. And don’t think it odd.
6. Everything you’ve learned about psychology, you’ve learned from cross-examining the characters and their motives.
7. ‘Breem’, ‘Orn’, ‘Vorn,’ and other such time measurements make just as much sense to you - if not more - as minutes, days, years, etc.
8. You catch yourself thinking of ‘eyes’ as ‘optics’. Note: This is also applicable in the instances of ‘glossa’, ‘afts’, and many other body parts.
9. TF: TM? It traumatized you and still occasionally makes you feel like crying.
10. Part of you is really, truly curious as to what energon tastes like.
1. You can’t help but consider what different cars would look like as a Transformer.
2. On the same note, you can’t help wondering which models would fit best as Autobots or Decepticons.
3. When cursing (if you curse), you are more likely to say ‘slag’ than ‘fuck’.
4. The thought of robots having sex is in no way odd to you.
5. You tend to make obscure references to any and/or all ‘verses in every day conversations. And don’t think it odd.
6. Everything you’ve learned about psychology, you’ve learned from cross-examining the characters and their motives.
7. ‘Breem’, ‘Orn’, ‘Vorn,’ and other such time measurements make just as much sense to you - if not more - as minutes, days, years, etc.
8. You catch yourself thinking of ‘eyes’ as ‘optics’. Note: This is also applicable in the instances of ‘glossa’, ‘afts’, and many other body parts.
9. TF: TM? It traumatized you and still occasionally makes you feel like crying.
10. Part of you is really, truly curious as to what energon tastes like.