Voicemail for the Fandom Post Office
"You've reached the Fandom Post Office. Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night can stay these messengers about their duty."
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"Just don't ask us about sea gods, fishpeople, flying monkey demons, jelly dragons, flying books, oh, and any kinds of dogs with orange eyebrows."
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"Just don't ask us about sea gods, fishpeople, flying monkey demons, jelly dragons, flying books, oh, and any kinds of dogs with orange eyebrows."