Here in this diary, I write you visions of my summer, it was the best I ever had
Hey everybody
I have a cell phone
The number is 990-3330
It's so easy because when I went to get it the guy said, "Wow this kid seems stupid, if we don't give him an easy number, he'd probally forget it"
To this I said, "HEY, your speaking out loud"
Then he said, "Oh, I thought you were too stupid to notice"
To which I said, "Hey I'm not stupid"
He then said, "This is a very bad joke, and you are draggin it to far, no one ever thought it was funny, and you should be shot and killed for ever starting the joke"
Then I replied, "Isn't that a little harsh, I mean I was just trying...."
He interupted me and said, "It is not to harsh, it isn't harsh enough, you shouldn't just be shot, you should be shot, hung, beat to a puld, and burned, you evil, evil bitch"
Then I cried
So anyway, if anyone wants to hang out with me, just hit up my celly
That's all I got...
I have a cell phone
The number is 990-3330
It's so easy because when I went to get it the guy said, "Wow this kid seems stupid, if we don't give him an easy number, he'd probally forget it"
To this I said, "HEY, your speaking out loud"
Then he said, "Oh, I thought you were too stupid to notice"
To which I said, "Hey I'm not stupid"
He then said, "This is a very bad joke, and you are draggin it to far, no one ever thought it was funny, and you should be shot and killed for ever starting the joke"
Then I replied, "Isn't that a little harsh, I mean I was just trying...."
He interupted me and said, "It is not to harsh, it isn't harsh enough, you shouldn't just be shot, you should be shot, hung, beat to a puld, and burned, you evil, evil bitch"
Then I cried
So anyway, if anyone wants to hang out with me, just hit up my celly
That's all I got...