Comments | norestitution: THE PAIN.

norestitution

THE PAIN.

Nov 03, 2005 17:37

I have to poop so bad, but we have no toilet paper.

And I really don't want to go to the store because I have to poop so bad.

IT'S AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF DESTRUCTION.

Comments 36

slempike November 3 2005, 23:42:29 UTC

be creative!
use newspaper paper or cotton or something.
like filters from cofee machines.
hurray!
and good luck.

(this was one of the more interesting posts I've read all day - and, I'm not kidding)

norestitution November 4 2005, 01:28:58 UTC

Hhahaha I used paper towels, but they hurt my butthole! :(

slempike November 4 2005, 01:30:12 UTC

aaaawww!
you poor thing!
*kiss and make better*
:P

norestitution November 4 2005, 01:32:07 UTC

HAWT SQUAREED. ;)

fivestoriesfell November 3 2005, 23:43:29 UTC

as much as this post is really important to my life...um remember like in march when i asked for a new layout and you said "sure sully i will do that right away"? yeah...its november....

norestitution November 4 2005, 01:29:49 UTC

WTF. MAN, I GET NO "WELCOME BACK SAM" "NICE TO SEE YOU'RE ALIVE SAM" "THANK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST THAT SAMANTHA IS BACK BECAUSE I WAS STARTING TO WORRY"

NONE OF THAT.

INSTEAD I GET BITCHED AT. MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'll try to get it done this weekend.

fivestoriesfell November 4 2005, 01:41:58 UTC

oh sorry

jesus cross dressing christ i have missed you!!

better??

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norestitution November 4 2005, 01:30:40 UTC

MY BUTTHOLE HURTS NOW FROM USING PAPER TOWELS :(

FUCK BRAWNY.

8d1 November 4 2005, 00:55:21 UTC

hahah take a shower right after, and clean it there, and hope the poop don't clog the shower drain HAHAHAH gross man

norestitution November 4 2005, 01:31:05 UTC

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT CRAIG SAID.

I WAS LIKE, WTF? THAT'S GRODDY.

starsburnbright November 4 2005, 01:39:38 UTC

hahah what an ass ...you had Craig there, then why didnt you just send him since you supposedly couldnt with all that stuff coming outta your pooper

norestitution November 4 2005, 13:30:24 UTC

CRAIG WASN'T HOME! He called me from work and I told him the story.

Then he tells me that shit, WTF. I DON'T THINK SO. I AIN'T GETTING NO POOPS IN THE SHOWER!

starsburnbright November 4 2005, 01:26:58 UTC

haha you nasty poop machine! now was this post absolutey necessary?!

p.s. my girl likes to ....party all the time! party all the time! party all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

norestitution November 4 2005, 01:31:42 UTC

Craig sings it like this:

MY SAMMYGIRL LIKES TO POOPY ALL THE TIME, POOPY ALL THE TIME, POOPY ALL THE TAH-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME.

starsburnbright November 4 2005, 01:40:18 UTC

hahahahahahahahahahaha

how cute and gross all at the same time!

norestitution November 4 2005, 13:31:03 UTC

ONLY FROM US! hahahahaha

I SEE YOU SATURDAY! YAYUUHHH