The World According To The Obits
You know.
Today would've been like 20 thousand times better if anyone had bothered to acknowledge my existance.
It's funny, no one really cares about Steve Irwin when he's alive, they go "he's cool" or "he's insane and stupid" or whatever, but the second he dies, the world acts like they lost a fucking war hero, and suddenly this guy that no one mentioned or talked about or anything has like 8592752 die hard fans who swear they loved the guy. Good to know that no one cares until you're gone. (We can also refer to this as the Kurt Cobain rule.)
Go ahead and patronize away, since I know half of you love doing that. The other half can feel free to wait to chime in until after I'm found face-down in a gutter somewhere, even though you know damn well you didn't give a shit.
In other news, I got a raise this week! Woot.
Today would've been like 20 thousand times better if anyone had bothered to acknowledge my existance.
It's funny, no one really cares about Steve Irwin when he's alive, they go "he's cool" or "he's insane and stupid" or whatever, but the second he dies, the world acts like they lost a fucking war hero, and suddenly this guy that no one mentioned or talked about or anything has like 8592752 die hard fans who swear they loved the guy. Good to know that no one cares until you're gone. (We can also refer to this as the Kurt Cobain rule.)
Go ahead and patronize away, since I know half of you love doing that. The other half can feel free to wait to chime in until after I'm found face-down in a gutter somewhere, even though you know damn well you didn't give a shit.
In other news, I got a raise this week! Woot.