Why won't anyone make me a damn sandwich?
Why won't anyone make me a damn sandwich? I can't answer this question. Sure, I could technically make my own sandwich, but that doesn't prove anything. If someone cared about my nutritional consumption needs, they would be making me a sandwich AS WE SPEAK!! I mean, how hard would it be, really? I'm not asking for much, just a little turkey, and a little mayo slapped between two pieces of any ethnicity of bread. Is that so hard? In the end, I always have to make my own sandwich, well, I'm still waiting for someone, anyone, to make me a sandwich.*
*I'm really tired right now, so disregard the previously mentioned information involving the manufacturing of a sandwich. Unless, that is, you are already making me a sandwich, if that is the case, disregard the previous sentence and carry on with your noble and worthy task. If you are not making me a sandwich, once again, disregard the above senctence. thank you for your time.
-Mark
*I'm really tired right now, so disregard the previously mentioned information involving the manufacturing of a sandwich. Unless, that is, you are already making me a sandwich, if that is the case, disregard the previous sentence and carry on with your noble and worthy task. If you are not making me a sandwich, once again, disregard the above senctence. thank you for your time.
-Mark