"AMERICA: 20 millon illeagal aliens can't be wrong" - anonymous
i think the kid who tapes the infamous "bag floating around in the wind" from american beauty is clever. think about it.
have you seen the movie "garden state"? that was a bag floating around in the wind. those types of movies that try really hard to be "strange and beautiful. all at once. all in a single moment. forever."
don't get me wrong, the movie had some good parts to it, but by the end i got the idea that the people who made the movie wanted me to feel more at as the movie wrapped up. I like it when you see a movie that really gives you that above mentioned feeling, but because they're just a really good movie. Lost In Translation is probably the best example of what i'm trying to describe. This is all just personal preference i suppose, so what i just said really doesn't make a difference. just something to chew on.
So, did you know that even pornstars keep "blogs"? yeah! they do! some of them at least. i stumbled acroos the blog of Leanni Lei, you may know her from such hits as "UP AND CUMMERS #37", "CUMBACK PUSSY #21", and "ORIENTAL TEEN CHERRIES". yeah, so this woman, her blog is talking about how she loves dunkin donuts coffee coolattas. did you know she has a degree in accounting? yeah! she actually took a break from making porn to go to college. she's back in the biz now though. she was giving some sort of romantic advice on one of her posts. and i was kinda thinking "woah, this girl who was starred in 'ANAL GANGBANG #8' is telling me what woman want? woah, i was way off." so remember guys, next time you want to impress that little lady who sits next to you in class, just bust out the lube. it'll melt her heart.
"sticks and stones will break your bones, and words will eat you alive"
one last thing slugger, remember this. The bombs that kill our guys, those are bad. The bombs that kill their guys, now ya see, those ones, are good. Now part of why our bombs are good is because they cost alot more money. They're cowards because they don't fight us face to face. our troops only wear camoflauge for show, and trust me timmy, you can see the airplanes in the air before they drop the bombs. now run along timmy, go hit a home run for your ole' dad.
have you seen the movie "garden state"? that was a bag floating around in the wind. those types of movies that try really hard to be "strange and beautiful. all at once. all in a single moment. forever."
don't get me wrong, the movie had some good parts to it, but by the end i got the idea that the people who made the movie wanted me to feel more at as the movie wrapped up. I like it when you see a movie that really gives you that above mentioned feeling, but because they're just a really good movie. Lost In Translation is probably the best example of what i'm trying to describe. This is all just personal preference i suppose, so what i just said really doesn't make a difference. just something to chew on.
So, did you know that even pornstars keep "blogs"? yeah! they do! some of them at least. i stumbled acroos the blog of Leanni Lei, you may know her from such hits as "UP AND CUMMERS #37", "CUMBACK PUSSY #21", and "ORIENTAL TEEN CHERRIES". yeah, so this woman, her blog is talking about how she loves dunkin donuts coffee coolattas. did you know she has a degree in accounting? yeah! she actually took a break from making porn to go to college. she's back in the biz now though. she was giving some sort of romantic advice on one of her posts. and i was kinda thinking "woah, this girl who was starred in 'ANAL GANGBANG #8' is telling me what woman want? woah, i was way off." so remember guys, next time you want to impress that little lady who sits next to you in class, just bust out the lube. it'll melt her heart.
"sticks and stones will break your bones, and words will eat you alive"
one last thing slugger, remember this. The bombs that kill our guys, those are bad. The bombs that kill their guys, now ya see, those ones, are good. Now part of why our bombs are good is because they cost alot more money. They're cowards because they don't fight us face to face. our troops only wear camoflauge for show, and trust me timmy, you can see the airplanes in the air before they drop the bombs. now run along timmy, go hit a home run for your ole' dad.