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Alright, so flash back to Grade 10 or 11, high school nonetheless. I'm watching late night TV and this commercial for the Mormon church comes on. La di da, I don't care. At the end though, something catches my attention. Sign up online and receive a free Book of Mormon! My sleep deprived, adolescent mind busts out a treacherous scheme.
I slide out of bed to my computer, and bring up the mormon homepage. I find the part of the website they were talking about, and start to grin devilishly. I spy, in the corner, a box offering a free visit from some real life Mormons to discuss and personally deliver your book! I'm almost histerically giggling now. I type in my friends' names and click the box for each one. Two are just normal friends, one is my cousin, one is a muslim and the last is the son of a pastor.
Days pass. Weeks. I forget about my plan. Then, one Monday, one of my friends says "Wow, I got a call from some mormon guy this morning at 6 fucking AM on Saturday." Other friends trickle in, all of them got the call. The last person they called was the son of the pastor. By this time I'm laughing my ass off and they all know it was me. I ask "what was it like?"
"My mom handed me the phone, there was some guy on the line. He was pissed off and was like 'What, is this some joke? Clue me in here, I don't get it'"
Apparently I had the only like four people on the list, and the guy was getting pissed off. I was a little disappointed, I was hoping they would show up to their houses.
Anyway, I forget who coined it, but the entire story can be summed up in one word:
Mormowned.
ADDITION: My friend in FFXI owes me alot of money, so I just sent the mormons after him! Fwa hah hah.
I slide out of bed to my computer, and bring up the mormon homepage. I find the part of the website they were talking about, and start to grin devilishly. I spy, in the corner, a box offering a free visit from some real life Mormons to discuss and personally deliver your book! I'm almost histerically giggling now. I type in my friends' names and click the box for each one. Two are just normal friends, one is my cousin, one is a muslim and the last is the son of a pastor.
Days pass. Weeks. I forget about my plan. Then, one Monday, one of my friends says "Wow, I got a call from some mormon guy this morning at 6 fucking AM on Saturday." Other friends trickle in, all of them got the call. The last person they called was the son of the pastor. By this time I'm laughing my ass off and they all know it was me. I ask "what was it like?"
"My mom handed me the phone, there was some guy on the line. He was pissed off and was like 'What, is this some joke? Clue me in here, I don't get it'"
Apparently I had the only like four people on the list, and the guy was getting pissed off. I was a little disappointed, I was hoping they would show up to their houses.
Anyway, I forget who coined it, but the entire story can be summed up in one word:
Mormowned.
ADDITION: My friend in FFXI owes me alot of money, so I just sent the mormons after him! Fwa hah hah.