Okay, first of all... the fact that you posted this? SO FUCKIN' AWESOME! LOL- I totally heart you.
SECOND OF ALL.... you need to get your hermies to see the love they have!!!! Before, really, Adam just gets frustrated with Kris and leaves him. And you KNOW he will, lol.
AND THIRDLY...I suddenly feel as though I should write a fic based in our Hermit!verse.
Nora, I do believe that is one of the best ideas you've ever had.
Jensen: Today, I climbed to the top of our home. I figured I would have some peace and quiet. Jared: And then I followed him. Jensen: *sigh* And then he followed me.
Adam: Chris, won't you help me christen the Cocohut? Chris: *stares*
~Nighttime~ Jared: *climbs on Jensen's shell* Jensen: *grumbles* Jared: I'm sorry Jensen, do you want me to get off you? Jensen: No! I, I mean...you're warm and. This ain't exactly beach weather, you know? Just. Stay where you are. Jared: Okay! *snuggles*
Adam: Heeeeey Kris. Want me to sleep next to you, keep you warm tonight? Kris: Huh? No, I'm okay. *burrows into gravel* Goodnight! Adam: *pouts*
Jensen: *looks up at a sleeping Jared* Heh. *goes back to sleep*
Kris: *looks through bleary, beady eyes* What. the. hell. Adam: I've had enough! *finishes moving Cocohut* You're STUCK in here until you acknowledge that you love me! I will not be ignored!
~One week later~ Adam: *scratches another tally into Cocohut* Kris: *is still buried under gravel* Adam: Oh yeah, he's totally in denial. Little bitch.
Adam: *decides drastic measures needs to be taken* Well, I hope you're happy. *taps on Cocohut* Now we have to have HIM over here.
~Next day~
Jared: Hello, boys! Adam: *stares* You got a new shell. Jared *twirls* Why yes, I did! Adam: *shields eyes from blinding Barbie Pink* Could you be any more gay? Jared: *looks at Cocohut* Could he be any more hopeless? Adam: *glowers* Watch it, gigantor. Jared: Now, now- let's be nice. YOU needed help, after it... now, here's what you do...*whispers*.... Adam:...I see.
Kris: *pops head out of gravel* Jensen: Yo. Kris: Um. What's going on? What're Jared and Adam talking about? Jensen: You really don't want to know. Jared's brain, as small as it is, is a scary place to be. *Adam and Jared turn and look at Kris, grin evilly, and resume whispering* Kris: *gulps* Jensen: Might as well give in now, my friend. Kris: Give in to what? Jensen: Oh yeah. You're doomed.
Jensen: See you later, man. Kris: Can't you, uh, stay? Really, you guys could just spend the night or something... Jensen: *sigh* I don't think this cage is big enough for the four of us, Kris. *looks over at Adam* Adam: *giggles* Jensen: I think you'll be busy tonight, anyway.
~Later~ Jensen: So, Jared- what exactly did you say to Adam? Jared: *finishes washing claws* Was just giving him a few pointers. Jensen: *sighs* On what....? Jared: *scurries over* On how I got my man. Jensen: *huffs* Oh, please. *mumbles* I'm not 'your' man. Jared: *climbs on top of Jensen* Mhm, sure Jensen- whatever you say. Love you! *snuggles* Jensen: *waits a beat*....*sigh* Love you, too.
LOL- I totally heart you.
SECOND OF ALL.... you need to get your hermies to see the love they have!!!! Before, really, Adam just gets frustrated with Kris and leaves him. And you KNOW he will, lol.
AND THIRDLY...I suddenly feel as though I should write a fic based in our Hermit!verse.
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Jared: Today I played with Jensen! I love Jensen. Then I drank some water with my CLAWS! Then I slept on Jensen. *happy sigh*
Jensen: FML FML FML FML.
Adam: Today Kris moved a centimeter closer to me while we were chilling in the Cocohut. PROGRESS.
Kris: *blushes*
TRUFAX.
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Jensen: Today, I climbed to the top of our home. I figured I would have some peace and quiet.
Jared: And then I followed him.
Jensen: *sigh* And then he followed me.
Adam: Chris, won't you help me christen the Cocohut?
Chris: *stares*
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Jared: *climbs on Jensen's shell*
Jensen: *grumbles*
Jared: I'm sorry Jensen, do you want me to get off you?
Jensen: No! I, I mean...you're warm and. This ain't exactly beach weather, you know? Just. Stay where you are.
Jared: Okay! *snuggles*
Adam: Heeeeey Kris. Want me to sleep next to you, keep you warm tonight?
Kris: Huh? No, I'm okay. *burrows into gravel* Goodnight!
Adam: *pouts*
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Jensen: *looks up at a sleeping Jared* Heh. *goes back to sleep*
Kris: *looks through bleary, beady eyes* What. the. hell.
Adam: I've had enough! *finishes moving Cocohut* You're STUCK in here until you acknowledge that you love me! I will not be ignored!
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~One week later~
Adam: *scratches another tally into Cocohut*
Kris: *is still buried under gravel*
Adam: Oh yeah, he's totally in denial. Little bitch.
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~Later that evening...~
Adam: *decides drastic measures needs to be taken* Well, I hope you're happy. *taps on Cocohut* Now we have to have HIM over here.
~Next day~
Jared: Hello, boys!
Adam: *stares* You got a new shell.
Jared *twirls* Why yes, I did!
Adam: *shields eyes from blinding Barbie Pink* Could you be any more gay?
Jared: *looks at Cocohut* Could he be any more hopeless?
Adam: *glowers* Watch it, gigantor.
Jared: Now, now- let's be nice. YOU needed help, after it... now, here's what you do...*whispers*....
Adam:...I see.
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Jensen: Yo.
Kris: Um. What's going on? What're Jared and Adam talking about?
Jensen: You really don't want to know. Jared's brain, as small as it is, is a scary place to be.
*Adam and Jared turn and look at Kris, grin evilly, and resume whispering*
Kris: *gulps*
Jensen: Might as well give in now, my friend.
Kris: Give in to what?
Jensen: Oh yeah. You're doomed.
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Kris: Can't you, uh, stay? Really, you guys could just spend the night or something...
Jensen: *sigh* I don't think this cage is big enough for the four of us, Kris. *looks over at Adam*
Adam: *giggles*
Jensen: I think you'll be busy tonight, anyway.
~Later~
Jensen: So, Jared- what exactly did you say to Adam?
Jared: *finishes washing claws* Was just giving him a few pointers.
Jensen: *sighs* On what....?
Jared: *scurries over* On how I got my man.
Jensen: *huffs* Oh, please. *mumbles* I'm not 'your' man.
Jared: *climbs on top of Jensen* Mhm, sure Jensen- whatever you say. Love you! *snuggles*
Jensen: *waits a beat*....*sigh* Love you, too.
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Kris: *pants*
Adam: Mmmm. Kris, you okay?
Kris: *gasps*
Adam: I am SO good.
Kris: *nods head*
THE END. I am going to sleep.
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