Opening note: Diana DeGarmo needs to be put down like the mangy dog she is.
I had the greatest morning ever. I woke up on David and Jesse's couch to kitties crawling on me. I like kitties. David and Jesse were still asleep and their roommate Patrick had to go to work, so I watched Kill Bill. (Violence in the morning is always a good thing.) It finished and still everyone slept, so I popped in The Usual Suspects. Halfway through that, Patrick came home from work and I learned that he worked in heaven. Yes, that's right, he works at the mini-donut place. So we ate mini-donuts, drank beer and continued watching the movie. I have fantastic taste in movies for the morning, so then I watched The Last Crusade. Sean Connery is my definition of love.
So yeah, my morning was fantastic. Movies, beer and mini-motherfucking-donuts! What could make today even better? Yes, that's right, the O.C. season finale tonight. Bring it.
Oh, and Christian is discontinuing ladies night. So if you want to win some fantastic prizes that Amanda, Kate and I got for the ladies, come to Riverhorse on Sundays. He says he's gonna give them away there.
The Michael-kitty made me something:
I love the Michael-kitty.