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[nopuppets]

sup
so johto riddle me this
what does a bro gotta do to not get his space out on
its like whoa suddenly three or four days have passed
and im just ike
zoning out
staring at the sun
getting my eyes burnt in
shit be weird
suddenly im space cadet strider
just all up and traveling through the stars and black holes and shit
whoa look at that anti gravity
it is the most anti gravitational gravity ever
zoning out while i float around in my space suit
shitting into a diaper
yep
not that i really shit in my diaper
or wear a diaper for that matter
thatd be weird
very weird
since im not a baby
shit some babies dont even wear diapers
but thats another matter entirely
one which im not too well versed on
which i shouldnt be really
i mean why the fuck would i know about babies and their diapers
thats stupid
this is stupid
anyway sup