quotes

[nopoeticdesign]

so i was jsut reading my quotes on facebook,
haven't looked at them in about a year or so.
i decided they needed attention broght to them.

so here you go

"Nick, let me eat a Twinkie in a dignity" - Hannah
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"She needs to stop treating her vagina like an assembly line" - Hannah
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me"i like when i drink hot coffee, casue i can feel the warmth in my throught"

Niki"just like jizz"
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Meghan " its alot easier to stand like this, useing your hands to stabelize"
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Kelsey G [impersonating her g-ma] "hey doodle-duplin' "
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"i can write like a mother fucker..." -Dr.D
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"you've topped Dick's Dinosaur" -lady from GSN playmania
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"I Am SatanClause!" -Dr.D
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"Bitches Ain't Shit" - Ben Folds
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"i don't need that much smoothie! i could take that smoothie to africa and be like 'here, have some smoothie'" - random pawn comtomer after being ask
if he wanted the large 32oz smoothie
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" My cup is full! I feel okay! The world is dull…but not today!" - sonic youth
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[talking about their dream man] "o, i don't know, someone with the qualities of...MICHEAL JACKSON!" lisa from save by the bell
"ooOOoooOOoo!" -rest of the girls at the sleep over
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American gladiators announcer "you know, its all in how these men handle their pudgel sticks!"
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ardnek87 (11:09:47 PM): does the rest of you feel really odd when you touch the inside of your belly button?
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