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oh yeah, and EVERYONE have a great cinco de mayo, i'm on my way to gringo's for some mexican mania. who needs border patrol. pfft. border patrol. that's why we invented electric fences. we just need to build a 80 foot high electric fence surrounded by mines and poisonous frogs. snakes are too scary. at least frogs look friendly. okay, now i just reminded myself of that one mitch hedberg joke that i'm not going to type out. my penis is still extremely hard. i'm going to have to tape it to my leg. i can't go out in public like this. it will just feed my gigantic ego. can't you tell i've been working out. i've done over 1000...