Sex meme [Friends Only]
My list is going to be SO dull next to Flynn's!
1. Is there anyone on your flist you would sleep with? OhmigodSPECTREANDTHOMAS. Have my babies!! Ahem. No, not really. Most people that are on my friendslist I only really think of as friends and those that I might occasionally ponder something more with are either taken or somehow unavailable.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? I'm a fan of the post-morning-shower pre-breakfast shag myself...
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The MIDDLE. The bonus of being single is I don't have to compromise my sleeping positions ;)
4. Do you masturbate? :O I will admit that I may occasionally partake...
5. How often? Like I said above, 'occasionally.' I'm certainly not a daily shower wanker or anything...
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope! (Although... technically, since I was naked for my album shoot and I'm getting some money from that... hmmm)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? For sex I presume, or in general?
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Ah, I see. Shower, I have. Bath, have not.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? I've seen lots of really terrible 70s/80s porn as a friend in Edinburgh used to collect it, only the bad ones though. (Not 'gross out' terrible, more like 'groan-worthy' terrible.)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Passive makes it sound like they might be asleep, so I'll pick the other. 'Aggressive' is good so long as they don't mean people socking me in the face.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I LOVE ALL OF THEM. Platonicly. Sexually, nay alas.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Nope, some are just people I have friended over the internet :D (HELLO INTERNET PEOPLE WHO I HAVE YET TO MEET OR LIVE IN FOREIGN LANDS!)
13. Would you choose love or money? Love! I only need a little bit of money but I need enough love to bring down a zeppelin.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Oh, now here is where I have to admit that I'm dreadfully dull with my answers here because I'm probably about the lest kinky person you'll ever meet. I enjoy sex but there's nothing fancy I do in bed that involves swinging from bungee cords or Hungry Hungry Hippos.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? My ex - one who was a stupendously arrogant and brutal bastard - once took me out on a yacht and we made love on the deck, surrounded by candles. It was utterly perfect because that man could occasionally be divine. (Sadly the other fifty-percent of the time just didn't make it worth it.)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Again here's the 'oh lordy I'm dull!' I have had sex hardly anywhere that was not mostly acceptable for sex. No crazy mental hospitals, or criminal places. Oh! No, wait! How could I forget! When I was sixteen I met this guy who was like LORD OF THE GOTHS and I utterly worshipped the decaying dark ground his New Rocs walked upon. We dated for like five minutes until he broke my teenage heart, for about a month anyway. BUT the point is he took my to have sex in a graveyard to help me walk with him upon the Starless Path, which was just his way of saying he wanted some quasi-gothlet jailbait which he totally did get. I was so freaked out someone was going to walk past and catch us.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Not actually in the act, but I've had people mention that they have heard me having sex.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, not yet. One day I'm sure!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Nope!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Nope!
22. Ever been picked-up on in a bar? People have tried to pick me up but it was no good for them.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? I've kissed girls a couple of times before when drunk, but never slept with a girl. I'm far too hetro for that.
24. What's your sexuality? ^Hetrosexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope!
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes, in the shower.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? Nope! I've mostly only have check out clerk jobs so that would be AWKWARD.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes!
29. Bought something from an adult store? I (and a friend) bought a bright pink vibrator for another friend's birthday, but I've never bought anything for myself.
30. Do you own any sex toys? Nope!
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Nonemany! I know, I know, this is hardly worth reading at this point. ADRINA DOES IT VANILLA BECAUSE SHE IS WELL DULL BUT PRETTY!
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Technically? I like to be naked in photos so there are lots of me exposed all over photos, but none of it is hardcore naughty. No spread legs or fingering or anything nasty. Just a lot of sensual sort of stuff.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Luckily for me I'm not really a name caller, so I haven't had this problem ;)
34. Have you ever had phonesex? Nope!
35. Have you ever had cybersex? I may have possibly frequented a few dodgy chatrooms in my early teens...
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Yep.
37. What's your favorite sexual position? Doggy - which I'm told makes me drag back feminism or something but I guess that's the way it's got to be then.
38. What's your favorite sex act? I like good ol' 'peen and va-jay-jay' intercourse
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Nope!
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Probably anyone on my friendslist. Probably Deirdre Rose! :D
1. Is there anyone on your flist you would sleep with? OhmigodSPECTREANDTHOMAS. Have my babies!! Ahem. No, not really. Most people that are on my friendslist I only really think of as friends and those that I might occasionally ponder something more with are either taken or somehow unavailable.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? I'm a fan of the post-morning-shower pre-breakfast shag myself...
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The MIDDLE. The bonus of being single is I don't have to compromise my sleeping positions ;)
4. Do you masturbate? :O I will admit that I may occasionally partake...
5. How often? Like I said above, 'occasionally.' I'm certainly not a daily shower wanker or anything...
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope! (Although... technically, since I was naked for my album shoot and I'm getting some money from that... hmmm)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? For sex I presume, or in general?
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Ah, I see. Shower, I have. Bath, have not.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? I've seen lots of really terrible 70s/80s porn as a friend in Edinburgh used to collect it, only the bad ones though. (Not 'gross out' terrible, more like 'groan-worthy' terrible.)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Passive makes it sound like they might be asleep, so I'll pick the other. 'Aggressive' is good so long as they don't mean people socking me in the face.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I LOVE ALL OF THEM. Platonicly. Sexually, nay alas.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Nope, some are just people I have friended over the internet :D (HELLO INTERNET PEOPLE WHO I HAVE YET TO MEET OR LIVE IN FOREIGN LANDS!)
13. Would you choose love or money? Love! I only need a little bit of money but I need enough love to bring down a zeppelin.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Oh, now here is where I have to admit that I'm dreadfully dull with my answers here because I'm probably about the lest kinky person you'll ever meet. I enjoy sex but there's nothing fancy I do in bed that involves swinging from bungee cords or Hungry Hungry Hippos.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yes.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? My ex - one who was a stupendously arrogant and brutal bastard - once took me out on a yacht and we made love on the deck, surrounded by candles. It was utterly perfect because that man could occasionally be divine. (Sadly the other fifty-percent of the time just didn't make it worth it.)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Again here's the 'oh lordy I'm dull!' I have had sex hardly anywhere that was not mostly acceptable for sex. No crazy mental hospitals, or criminal places. Oh! No, wait! How could I forget! When I was sixteen I met this guy who was like LORD OF THE GOTHS and I utterly worshipped the decaying dark ground his New Rocs walked upon. We dated for like five minutes until he broke my teenage heart, for about a month anyway. BUT the point is he took my to have sex in a graveyard to help me walk with him upon the Starless Path, which was just his way of saying he wanted some quasi-gothlet jailbait which he totally did get. I was so freaked out someone was going to walk past and catch us.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Not actually in the act, but I've had people mention that they have heard me having sex.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, not yet. One day I'm sure!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Nope!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Nope!
22. Ever been picked-up on in a bar? People have tried to pick me up but it was no good for them.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? I've kissed girls a couple of times before when drunk, but never slept with a girl. I'm far too hetro for that.
24. What's your sexuality? ^Hetrosexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope!
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes, in the shower.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? Nope! I've mostly only have check out clerk jobs so that would be AWKWARD.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes!
29. Bought something from an adult store? I (and a friend) bought a bright pink vibrator for another friend's birthday, but I've never bought anything for myself.
30. Do you own any sex toys? Nope!
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Nonemany! I know, I know, this is hardly worth reading at this point. ADRINA DOES IT VANILLA BECAUSE SHE IS WELL DULL BUT PRETTY!
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Technically? I like to be naked in photos so there are lots of me exposed all over photos, but none of it is hardcore naughty. No spread legs or fingering or anything nasty. Just a lot of sensual sort of stuff.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Luckily for me I'm not really a name caller, so I haven't had this problem ;)
34. Have you ever had phonesex? Nope!
35. Have you ever had cybersex? I may have possibly frequented a few dodgy chatrooms in my early teens...
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Yep.
37. What's your favorite sexual position? Doggy - which I'm told makes me drag back feminism or something but I guess that's the way it's got to be then.
38. What's your favorite sex act? I like good ol' 'peen and va-jay-jay' intercourse
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Nope!
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Probably anyone on my friendslist. Probably Deirdre Rose! :D